burgeoning with strange forms of life

"burgeoning with strange forms of life" | Monday, October 16, 2017 | No. 6,789
deuce: BRAVO
pants: I NEVER WANT TO FORGET THAT PHRASE
deuce: THAT IS ONE OF THE STRANGER THINGS TO GRACE THIS BLUE-GREEN WATER WORLD BURGEONING WITH STRANGE FORMS OF LIFE
deuce: ALSO I SHIT MY PANTS
pants: SAME







Tomorrow
"plopping it into the water" starring pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.