no way no how

"no way no how" | Thursday, November 20, 2014 | No. 5,774
pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M SANS SERIF IF YOU KNOW WHAT I HURRR
pants: VICODIN FOR THE ASS
pants: AMBIEN FOR WHAT AILS YA
pants: DELICIOUS AFTER DINNER MINTS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE
pants: AND YA DON'T STOP
pants: IS THAT YOUR DREAMCATCHER
pants: I SWEAR I KNOW WHO THE MONSTER IS
pants: (whisper) WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2014.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.