please return my coat

"please return my coat" | Friday, February 17, 2012 | No. 4,802
spigot: I'LL BE HOLDING AN INFORMAL NETWORK SECURITY SEMINAR IN THE PARKING LOT DURING LUNCH
spigot: IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BRING POTATO SALAD
spigot: ALSO WOULD THE PERSON WHO MASTURBATED ON MY DESK PLEASE RETURN MY COAT







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