a cracker jack surprise

"a cracker jack surprise" | Monday, December 24, 2012 | No. 5,093
pants: THE MAGICAL LEGEND OF MY BONER
deuce: THIS CHRISTIANITY THING IS A RUSE
deuce: HERE I FOLLOWED THE DICK AND ALL I FOUND WAS A CRACKER JACK SURPRISE !!!!!!!!
deuce: **** LOSER ****







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