summary of commands

"summary of commands" | Tuesday, December 25, 2012 | No. 5,094
: SUMMARY OF COMMANDS
: Commands marked with * may be preceded by a number, N.
: Notes in parentheses indicate the behavior if N is given.
: h H Display this help.
: q :q :Q ZZ Exit.
: e ^E j ^N CR * LICK A DICK
: y ^Y k ^K ^P * SUCK THAT COCK OVER THERE
: f ^F ^V SPACE * CHOKE THESE FOUR AT ONCE
: b ^B ESC-v * CRAM IT STATESIDE
: z * PRAY TO THE LORD
: w * LICK ANOTHER DICK (SEE ABOVE)
: d ^D * OH THANK HEAVEN FOR 7-11
: R Repaint screen, discarding buffered input.







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