hey everyone look over here

"hey everyone look over here" | Sunday, June 11, 2017 | No. 6,674
spigot: HEY EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE I'M DOING MAGIC TRICKS
spigot: OVER HERE EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
spigot: OKAY PULLING MY PANTS DOWN NOW
spigot: IF YOU COULD JUST TURN YOUR HEAD JUST REAL QUICK
spigot: ENTERTAINMENT OVER HERE PEOPLE, PUT THE BEER DOWN







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"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.