this isn't doing shit

"this isn't doing shit" | Saturday, October 7, 2017 | No. 6,780
pants: LIGHT MY DICK ON FIRE AND TAKE A PUFF
deuce: IS IT AN INTOXICANT
pants: PROBABLY
deuce: GONNA NEED A MORE DEFINITE ANSWER THAN THAT
pants: AUDIENCE BOOS
deuce: REQUIRE PEER-REVIEWED STUDIES
deuce: WITH CONTROLLED DOUBLE-BLIND EXPERIMENTS
pants: YOU'LL LOOK COOL WITH IT IN YOUR MOUTH
deuce: WELL I'M CONVINCED POK POK POK POK
deuce: THIS ISN'T DOING SHIT POK POK POK POK







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.