pretty clear about that

"pretty clear about that" | Sunday, January 7, 2018 | No. 6,873
deuce: THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS WE CAN LEAVE THIS ROOM: IF I SUCK YOUR DICK OR YOU SUCK MY DICK
pants: OR WE CAN JUST LIVE HERE
deuce: WHO WILL FEED US
pants: GOD WILL FIND A WAY
deuce: WELL HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T WANT US TO SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
pants: THE BIBLE IS PRETTY CLEAR ABOUT THAT







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.