if i could be any kind of cock

"if i could be any kind of cock" | Monday, April 9, 2018 | No. 6,965
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF COCK I'D BE A GAMECOCK
deuce: OR A FAT COCK
deuce: ONE OF THOSE
pants: FOR ME I'M TOTALLY A SHUTTLECOCK
deuce: THAT'S A BETTER CHOICE, REALLY







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"growling around the house" featuring spigot and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.