FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!!!!!11
http://www.jerkcity.com/book/
April 20, 2003
"THE BIG BOOK OF JERKCITY" NOW AVAILABLE
CONTACT: root@jerkcity.com
LINK: http://www.rottenstore.com/jerkcity.html
JERKCITY, U.S.A. --
The men and boys of Jerkcity are
pleased to announce The Big Book of Jerkcity. This limited
edition contains selected cartoons
from the first year of Jerkcity
and then some. The Big Book of Jerkcity
is a real printed book suitable for bookshelvery or what have
you.
The Big Book of Jerkcity
sports a thick full-color cover and contains 128 pages of cartoons
with extra nonsense including
behind the scenes adventures, an extensive glossary and a
working index.
The book's gentle introduction was written by
Rands. The cover was
designed by T. Farnon.
The Big Book of Jerkcity is available exclusively through
The Rotten Store.
The cost is $18.95 (USD) plus shipping.
Jerkcity owes its unique look to Microsoft's
Comic Chat application. Jerkcity has been publishing daily cartoons
at www.jerkcity.com since 1998.
The Big Book of Jerkcity is the result of a first-time
book publishing company named Baby Milk Factory located in
Northern California.
For more information, send an electronic mail message to
root@jerkcity.com.
i hate this job
could this press release be any shittier
bottom of the fucking barrel
holy crap i'm a tool
oh the end is near
i can tell