3596 christ is lord
3595 christ (he is lord)
3594 all been very
3593 the problem with poo
3592 drowning in some thing
3591 swamp in my throat
3590 no smoking
3589 of an
3588 fat gay film students
3587 dong patrol
3586 clomping & stomping
3585 a great idea
3584 shopping list
3583 packed with shit
3582 beep boop boop
3581 no i will not
3580 the gang's all here
3579 you know you want to
3578 mother fucker
3577 deuce likes poo
3576 x
3575 disk drive this
3574 he likes it
3573 online, internet e-transaction
3572 in which dick gets fired
3571 blast off
3570 that thing (it is happening again)
3569 so many points right now
3568 gay ear infections
3567 swallowed up by black hole
3566 bug no. 43729
3565 worm your way over here
3564 ice cream cannot attack you
3563 his words not mine
3562 water once but never again
3561 a big man
3560 ime to ^yself
3559 guinea pig festival
3558 soaked with piss
3557 the tyranny of three
3556 on hold 
3555 words mean things
3554 this frog
3553 flapped around bonking into
3552 simple question
3551 hold still
3550 an important job interview
3549 take it off
3548 but in uppercase
3547 pudding and pokery
3546 wish you were there
3545 truck required for transport
3544 generous with my prick
3543 one must thrust it somewhere
3542 sewage can back up into your home
3541 undefined
3540 from dong to dong
3539 from dong to dong
3538 from dong to dong
3537 from dong to dong
3536 from dong to dong
3535 drowning
3534 one for the money
3533 huggin' the bowl
3532 to my balls
3531 not too well no
3530 not too particular
3529 may i please top off
3528 bull horn
3527 panty liners
3526 i can fill that void
3525 holy god
3524 super power
3523 another one of your tricks
3522 toilet fucker
3521 no room for the weak
3520 this time with feeling
3519 your fucking job
3518 dollar sign
3517 suicide solution
3516 pokey weiners
3515 you sexy thing
3514 lashing out
3513 gay and alone again
3512 pray with me
3511 licking sucking
3510 real fucking fat
3509 gay fatness
3508 cock zombie
3507 seven stages
3506 barf on his cock
3505 always darkest
3504 not having any idea
3503 eat my ass please
3502 now more than ever
3501 please leave a message
3500 when they poke
3499 press any key to continue
3498 who's laughing now
3497 i find that hard
3496 do the pants
3495 depo provera
3494 cocks he said
3493 check my math
3492 sex with foam puppets
3491 sub-basement
3490 tentpole
3489 attacked with weapons
3488 my backpack
3487 sacre bong
3486 oop
3485 the glowing theory
3484 the great race
3483 the bus to your face
3482 other wise
3481 stop poking holes in me
3480 complex marketplace
3479 elves wanted!
3478 sewage
3477 please tell me
3476 stop biting please
3475 in the language of nuts
3474 produced by criminals
3473 how we roll
3472 sea squirts
3471 tina fey will smile and pretend she likes it even though she has more important stuff to do
3470 tina fey will not squirm or complain during the lovemaking act
3469 four-eyes
3468 a nest in your chest
3467 for the last time
3466 i don't seem to
3465 the extent to which
3464 had it up to here
3463 on the horn with technical support
3462 odd how things work out
3461 time out
3460 wwiv
3459 open the door
3458 show some support
3457 so very sorry
3456 not sure what they're talking about
3455 t deuce manga
3454 lowercase rape
3453 2fiab
3452 massive amounts of porn
3451 could you please elaborate
3450 all over my new dress
3449 walk up and honk
3448 yes, please
3447 hey look here
3446 eating through a straw
3445 cold dead hands
3444 jerkcity forever and ever and ever
3443 new style
3442 tube fruit
3441 when the lights go down
3440 logs
3439 jerkcity 101
3438 tell the wikitruth
3437 what are we talking about
3436 what are you gonna do about it
3435 trying to fit in
3434 space dicks
3433 welcome to the real world
3432 your call is ery important to us
3431 same damn thing
3430 sex boat on my car
3429 okay quiet no talking
3428 please get hard
3427 slap them
3426 not understanding
3425 now it's just plain old wednesday
3424 welcome!!!!!!!!!
3423 don't look at him
3422 lost in scotland
3421 bonk'd
3420 look what he can do
3419 with respect to me
3418 a moment of silence
3417 fail at jerkcity
3416 takes two
3415 that sour-grapes look
3414 running away
3413 why the dinosaurs died out
3412 don't use the doll
3411 we hardly knew ye
3410 a valuable lesson
3409 jerk bug
3408 drown me in the bathtub
3407 lap and face area
3406 not stopping him
3405 buncha bums
3404 and everybody celebrates accordingly
3403 dorm rooms
3402 i'm a hustler, baby
3401 too complicated to follow
3400 s u i c i d e
3399 upper case
3398 flagged for removal
3397 from all the way over here
3396 towering over me
3395 i see you sucking
3394 that other guy
3393 t pants, t deuce
3392 love song for deuce (skit)
3391 wheatgrass & saltwater
3390 don't let him make you dizzy
3389 1976
3388 t deuce please send jerk photos
3387 redemp tion
3386 every one of them
3385 do not speak lightly
3384 a love story
3383 beer and a nap
3382 this fine morning
3381 more forceful now
3380 never again
3379 on my chin
3378 christmas 2008
3377 jerkcity alarm
3376 alone again
3375 a towel and some certs
3374 donut field
3373 in all seriousness
3372 this jar of peanut butter
3371 good sir i applaud your support
3370 a plump night out
3369 thundercats
3368 slap my cock please
3367 yay yay yay
3366 scooping, shoveling
3365 bullet in you
3364 huh ow ow ow
3363 some of these
3362 boom bam bam bam napalm
3361 squeeze the orange juice out of me
3360 deuce on fire
3359 urmph
3358 i can feel it
3357 do that trick
3356 choose your hole
3355 from dick to dick
3354 all these pills in my mouth
3353 all over my face and hands
3352 cotton picking
3351 learning to suck
3350 don't make me say it
3349 my mouth is always foolish
3348 teaching you to swim
3347 why
3346 arfy darfy
3345 stop and consider (do you ever)
3344 gray code
3343 if you could all please
3342 nom nom nom
3341 best friends forever
3340 merry christmas
3339 man tricks
3338 please and thank you
3337 line noise or cocksucking
3336 so gay
3335 pants vs. jesus christ
3334 is this it then
3333 they'll never wake us in time
3332 t deuce hey
3331 let us dance
3330 gettin' some
3329 deuce eats the mouse cursor
3328 not hard enough
3327 bionic wednesdays
3326 this corny dream
3325 spigot the bear feat. mc deuce
3324 fuck yeah
3323 four right now
3322 getting ready to eat you
3321 twenty-two hundred hours
3320 talking off the deuce
3319 welcome to jerkcity
3318 some english muffins
3317 thank god
3316 any of this
3315 gay crimes
3314 hey is funky
3313 waterfowl
3312 one hand slapping
3311 all your psychic energy
3310 not helping at all
3309 one ball
3308 two balls
3307 gay about the face
3306 let's get down to business
3305 please pass nine pizzas
3304 the answer is pain
3303 hurf
3302 jerk pizza bed
3301 tell me where you get it
3300 good advice
3299 can you dig it
3298 spigot as foodstuff
3297 in which deuce wins the argument
3296 and so it goes
3295 honk fat
3294 know your monsters
3293 attention wikipedians
3292 try as he might
3291 bashing his nuts
3290 farther and farther
3289 pies
3288 asap
3287 that buttery warm fragrance
3286 t spigot why in the world
3285 down with that
3284 bow down and worship me
3283 oregon trail
3282 not sure if it's time
3281 pancakes for brunch
3280 frrrrrrr huhhhhhhgle
3279 an inconvenient truth
3278 for the love of holy christ
3277 some how
3276 stuck in the mud
3275 brave new world
3274 vwoop vwoop
3273 no looking at the clock
3272 crab meat
3271 turn off the bat signal
3270 let's take ecstasy and make out
3269 you have died
3268 no way
3267 a kind of toilet
3266 thanksgiving
3265 bus pass
3264 best part
3263 space and/or time
3262 how many dicks can he fit in his mouth
3261 hanging out with spigot
3260 technical difficulties
3259 the system is being shut down now
3258 well-rounded fuck
3257 oh boy
3256 don't leave deuce (please)
3255 not his living room
3254 so proud
3253 want, get
3252 ladybugs
3251 perhaps too much
3250 stuffing it behind the fridge
3249 he eats it raw
3248 time for
3247 chatbot
3246 chatbot
3245 nanny goat
3244 how many
3243 what-ever
3242 up ourselves
3241 balls, shaven
3240 a matter worth considering
3239 nurk
3238 permission to fuck your face
3237 nicely toasted
3236 i see you
3235 dope fiend
3234 that wonderful wonderful dream
3233 wide stance
3232 pointing to his wang
3231 lowercase monkey
3230 countdown
3229 over easy
3228 the duke
3227 pants licks dick
3226 hey look at him
3225 urine man
3224 wait no
3223 still waiting
3222 may or may not
3221 prickfest 2007
3220 how do i know
3219 deuce
3218 toilet pig
3217 can we all choke it down
3216 very angry
3215 oh no not again
3214 brave new world
3213 a hen or a duck
3212 did you fall in love
3211 the uppercase club
3210 nine years old
3209 running on empty
3208 problem
3207 so work with me gang
3206 searing blinding pain
3205 crisping sleeve
3204 i like your balls
3203 move to strike
3202 hort-term memory loss
3201 short-term memory loss
3200 out the window
3199 touch my stuff
3198 shamed and humiliated
3197 hot dogs
3196 frosted faces
3195 three little pigs
3194 note to self
3193 jizz wars
3192 gen z
3191 trying to help
3190 dick of the shit
3189 stuck in the toilet (ass and legs)
3188 all for one and one for all
3187 gross
3186 picture of a watering can
3185 pass it on
3184 i beg to differ
3183 a crowd forms
3182 fuck
3181 gravy all the time
3180 lucid dreaming
3179 all of you
3178 that's what i want (shit)
3177 stubby little arms
3176 six more weeks of cocksucking
3175 wham wham wham wham wham wham
3174 leafcutter ant vs. meat bee
3173 peeing into girls' butts
3172 job interview
3171 if you take both you'll take too much
3170 make 'em laugh
3169 rolls up sleeves
3168 about last week
3167 blowjob factory
3166 you know it
3165 rave party
3164 master plan
3163 a new hope (dvd extras)
3162 big faggoty dick: the director's cut
3161 men into position quickly
3160 download
3159 practice dick
3158 poem for deuce
3157 a sucking snake
3156 accident owned bounced
3155 a bear named spigot
3154 your best interest
3153 unhelpful edits
3152 big fat dump
3151 my life
3150 take the anal train (dogshit everywhere)
3149 murder suicide
3148 liquid sunshine
3147 all this can be yours
3146 i'm sure each of you
3145 slowly filling up
3144 pancakes
3143 what the hell, man
3142 ghostbusters
3141 hello okay you know what to do
3140 t spigot oh
3139 they will pay for what they have done
3138 you've got to beat that bear off
3137 so am i
3136 except with dicks
3135 be more of a fag to me
3134 your friend in the diamond business
3133 licking something
3132 jamming or jabbing
3131 beautiful music
3130 a work of art or creation of nature
3129 please call my bbs
3128 somebody
3127 an awfully important announcement
3126 it's all good
3125 chopping them in half
3124 weather supercenter
3123 not working
3122 someone do something
3121 more is more
3120 check for yourself
3119 tired of you people
3118 a beautiful world
3117 resurrection
3116 reading of the will
3115 a funeral for deuce
3114 in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway
3113 can you dig it
3112 way ahead of you
3111 aka spigot the bear
3110 fag academy
3109 come to terms with your crinkly dick (you need to)
3108 beatoffable
3107 pure terror
3106 no need for the rough stuff
3105 thanks to you
3104 optimizing shaders
3103 the saving throw rapist
3102 really lean in
3101 my own ashtray
3100 unfold him
3099 a moral dilemma
3098 already in progress
3097 secrets revealed
3096 holy yes
3095 space cakes
3094 hard and fast
3093 not me
3092 good to be home
3091 he doesn't know how to wangs
3090 in your mouth
3089 fuck a duck
3088 georgia
3087 tennessee
3086 masturbating on the lawn
3085 every other week
3084 thought you said
3083 boozy mctypo
3082 all my online dongs
3081 more or less
3080 keep off the grass
3079 protocols of the elders of jerkcity
3078 pplfflk ghrpth
3077 which one are you
3076 original research
3075 bulletproof
3074 patiently waiting for a sign
3073 fighting, beating off, fighting some more
3072 christ on a motherfucking cross
3071 hard hat
3070 wikipedia sucks
3069 garfield
3068 just that good
3067 we three kings / cleared my browser cache
3066 so can i have it like that (yes you can)
3065 guess motherfuckin' who
3064 get your fucking hand up there
3063 i got what you need, baby
3062 small paddle boat
3061 wonder bread
3060 hadron
3059 but
3058 sun day
3057 smile, take pictures
3056 the contents of my mouth
3055 where's my fucking dinner
3054 watch him poo
3053 being myself / jerkcity goes to war
3052 allah your own akbar
3051 lazy
3050 you install now
3049 so very very fuckable
3048 kicked out of jerkcity forever
3047 irregular nurbs
3046 forever ever
3045 helpful hints
3044 fake moustache and all
3043 brian j. peppers forever
3042 diaper fetish
3041 damn it feels good
3040 this guy
3039 just wolf it on down
3038 totally silent
3037 your face
3036 absolutely true story
3035 big bong theory
3034 goat rape
3033 the back of his hand
3032 grabbing and groping
3031 your words hurt me
3030 picture of a ski mask
3029 and hopefully to the bus stop
3028 what about the future
3027 dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
3026 do not wake
3025 white paint
3024 how to get into heaven without trying hard
3023 really smearing it in there
3022 the more you know
3021 the tyranny of the rands
3020 the very same
3019 some reason or another
3018 do not drink
3017 just love each other
3016 they made my dick drink paint
3015 deuce and pants: a love story
3014 you win this round
3013 jerkcity
3012 the yam stand
3011 wrong mud
3010 the piss bill
3009 penisgriefing
3008 sno-ball
3007 deuce's nuts
3006 right into her face
3005 like it was going out of style
3004 toilet antics
3003 penis griefing
3002 your instructions are as follows
3001 in which pants and deuce buy a nut farm
3000 3,000
2999 special announcement
2998 caught in a snowstorm
2997 pageup
2996 doggy doggy wah wah
2995 flipper babies on ice
2994 capslock
2993 no longer allowed to use the telnet
2992 gay married
2991 honk he sez
2990 spigot the bear: the early years
2989 double, triple
2988 add me to the list
2987 pants reads fan mail
2986 when is cupcake day anyway
2985 his brain is swimming
2984 slowly but surely
2983 zombie problem
2982 worldwide
2981 200 years of jerkcity
2980 michael medved
2979 diagnosis: boner
2978 8 boxes to my face
2977 nice weather for stoners
2976 i have aids and i vote
2975 how jerkcity saved christmas
2974 this way
2973 his hot tip
2972 xxx dicks
2971 ancient secrets
2970 prospero's balls
2969 these pumpy times of ours
2968 322c3220 3 perfect 2c3239 3000
2967 dancing hamsters
2966 how can i tell if you're real or not
2965 bugs all over me
2964 danny elfman retarded
2963 that's the spigot promise
2962 big fat gay uppercase j
2961 right now
2960 another lost weekend
2959 fresh hot bacon
2958 spigot the bear xmas special
2957 gasp swoon applause
2956 a steady diet of delicious chum
2955 better dead than red
2954 free porn
2953 overheating
2952 lick dick underwater
2951 complaint department
2950 the lost weekend
2949 whipping around
2948 ndn
2947 hoax
2946 nobody home
2945 so very very cold ii
2944 a stickly, unsightly manner
2943 quite stupid
2942 also when we fucked them
2941 hours ago
2940 ozone hole
2939 nobody move
2938 long and hard
2937 trunkload
2936 sputtering out
2935 oh yeah well
2934 technical difficulties (try again tomorrow)
2933 greenscreen
2932 not my problem
2931 hi cocks protocol
2930 2039
2929 and much much more
2928 how dare you
2927 t spigot shows at 3 and 11 weekdays
2926 bring me some figgy pudding
2925 piss vids
2924 beating off upside down
2923 stay over
2922 sex pit
2921 sunshine
2920 something
2919 backwards
2918 through the flap
2917 poof!
2916 and now for
2915 hotnuts
2914 in which deuce spurts and pants promptly turns into a duck
2913 a very important announcement
2912 spigot the bear: the movie
2911 watch him jack off
2910 at that
2909 fuck the amish
2908 for the love of god
2907 o untimely death!
2906 apple sauce
2905 nearly noon
2904 there is only one god and he is god
2903 my hobbies
2902 maf54
2901 giant size jerkctiy
2900 jizz quiz (ext. remix)
2899 forced to elaborate
2898 in celebration
2897 lift up your skirt
2896 erkcity rules
2895 welcome to october
2894 diaper play
2893 a normal conversation
2892 deep in thought / pants has a mantra
2891 make money fast
2890 you turn it: the porn crank
2889 when it cries
2888 how to get to jerkcity
2887 the end of summer
2886 big faggoty dick iv: a new beginning
2885 this one also comes with instruction manual
2884 toothpaste on them
2883 an evening with pants
2882 this one comes complete with instruction manual
2881 perfect noise-free environment
2880 (fuck or fight) or (fistfuck and strangle)
2879 way overdue for a spurt
2878 does no good
2877 hot lesbo action
2876 i will be mulch
2875 the path to 9/11
2874 clockwork
2873 likewise/dickwise
2872 already said too much
2871 so much pornography
2870 duh bluh
2869 page one column one paragraph one sentence one
2868 an easter sonnet
2867 the pitch (day after cupcake day)
2866 cupcake day
2865 tomorrow
2864 pool day
2863 computer, manass
2862 too many pants
2861 yes indeedy
2860 slowly rotated
2859 haunted
2858 in which pants interrupts to inquire about cupcake day but runs out of panels
2857 jerkcity forever and ever
2856 pacific air 121
2855 deuce in orbit (part 1)
2854 you know that and i know that
2853 emergency phone and crisis counseling
2852 pretty and witty and gay
2851 jerkcity inc.
2850 jean-charles, be careful while riding the dumbwaiter
2849 who will be first
2848 greatest roundup of wares in the west
2847 suck it real good
2846 you just =loat through the air
2845 clicking noises
2844 d-
2843 a very serious drinking problem, indeed
2842 who are they talking about anyway
2841 take me in your arms
2840 history of the known universe
2839 pronounced jay-bee-bop
2838 that joy division song
2837 who will buy his beautiful boner
2836 yup yup
2835 c.f.o.l.
2834 j.e.b.s.
2833 august
2832 the daily jerkcity
2831 jerkcity: the movie
2830 many other fine titles
2829 jingle
2828 still quite stoned
2827 jerkcity evening news
2826 undercover
2825 pancakes or ham
2824 uranus
2823 manass
2822 why am i here
2821 no such thing
2820 give it up dude
2819 with your mom dot com
2818 adventure game
2817 spigot the bear in outer space
2816 structure
2815 waking up is hard to do
2814 fuck yeah
2813 voice
2812 the previously unpublished love letters of spigot the bear
2811 habitat
2810 a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 1
2809 hello online friends
2808 still hungry
2807 hungry for food
2806 jerkcity faq
2805 again with the dick
2804 there goes the cockbot
2803 howto jerkcity
2802 dow now now now (chorus)
2801 very true story
2800 keep trying
2799 aim for my tits
2798 your new jerkcity
2797 cyberfriends
2796 pissing, squirting
2795 jerkcity press release
2794 lemons
2793 spigot the bear annual
2792 b as in balls
2791 some kind of wonderful hurricane
2790 superman and his enormous package
2789 a gentle introduction to jerkcity
2788 parade re-routed
2787 up late
2786 more true stories
2785 ohno. wait wait come back
2784 talk him off or die trying
2783 make it rough
2782 in glorious and excrutiating detail
2781 how stacks work
2780 lowercase dicks
2779 to what end/o untimely death!
2778 toss them a crumb
2777 question and answer session
2776 four if you count this one/i do not
2775 male testicle
2774 play with my balls
2773 conquer jerkcity itself
2772 which way you going about it anyway
2771 blind from the dizzy/so sue me
2770 your face, my dong
2769 crowbar
2768 broom
2767 another exciting episode coming right up
2766 church of jerkcity, the
2765 licking the dick loudly
2764 porn trap
2763 too fat for the cheerleading squad
2762 tous qu'il sait
2761 veuillez porter juste la robe
2760 hey queernuts
2759 cover your head and neck with your arms
2758 dicks (part 2 of 2)
2757 dicks (part 1 of 2)
2756 really warm in here
2755 your soggy towels
2754 wait hang on
2753 little tiny peoples
2752 kilroy was here
2751 run and hide
2750 moustache power
2749 cojhglubblhuggle
2748 someone has a socket bug
2747 gay chat lly line us
2746 love for me
2745 you heard it here first
2744 in it for the money (clean)
2743 another true story
2742 not the face
2741 did it die
2740 that good one homosexual
2739 everything in their path
2738 please pass the dick
2737 in which pants scares spigot with the weird pants face
2736 just waiting for the go-ahead
2735 rain e_s a coatc
2734 40 miles to the opposite rim
2733 jerkcity forever
2732 punch duh hoooo dial tone
2731 a very emotional episode of spigot the bear
2730 limbo
2729 a close one
2728 eye contact in the bathroom
2727 no credit card required
2726 not girls, not fast cars
2725 flappity vampire bats
2724 the show must go on
2723 look at me
2722 dong ong ong ong ong ong
2721 you know it
2720 spigot the bear season finale
2719 short but thick
2718 picture of a hallway (where you go when you die)
2717 get out
2716 a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse
2715 why spigot left the room
2714 hurrrrrrrrr
2713 is that even something
2712 ode to bonghits (all nine of them)
2711 a very special episode of spigot the bear
2710 please sign my online petition
2709 touching on me
2708 get a mop
2707 in which
2706 the letter q
2705 for the love of country
2704 on touching dicks in these post-9/11 times
2703 deuce has a stroke
2702 a piece of that
2701 never say no
2700 jerkcity 2,700
2699 constantly battering your asshole
2698 performance art
2697 motion is about to occur
2696 forgive me if i am a little jaded
2695 less of a comic strip these days
2694 coffee table book
2693 by proxy
2692 +bites +clamps
2691 fyi
2690 like a flushing toilet
2689 some kind of horrible error
2688 thank
2687 deepest darkest desires
2686 global warming
2685 a match made in heaven
2684 beware of timecop
2683 oughta be a law
2682 hyper space
2681 every little thing gonna be all right
2680 drunk on cock
2679 down in your hole
2678 picture of a barn (b-side)
2677 milf alert
2676 penis bird
2675 zig- zag
2674 wire not connected
2673 i already blow bone for free
2672 deuce and his saucy balls
2671 brackets denote gayness
2670 no longer allowed to attend the flea market
2669 no matter what
2668 taking a test, promptly failing
2667 please help i dream this every night and i don't know what it means
2666 all in the game
2665 best years of our lives
2664 nobody move this is a cave-in
2663 not cowboys but still quite gay
2662 no right or wrong answer
2661 far in the future
2660 hey stop making fun of me
2659 do not make a mess in here
2658 yay long and yay thick
2657 every last one of them
2656 cyber space
2655 collect them all
2654 cocks glorious cocks (hot sausage & mustard)
2653 for all that stuff i said
2652 who shaved deuce
2651 bike for xmas
2650 it must be true i read it on wikipedia
2649 real estate
2648 fucking shit head
2647 every last one of ya
2646 bonjour
2645 in the criminal justice system
2644 taking a shit in your mouth
2643 seize him
2642 very funny
2641 eating things we find
2640 actually asking two questions
2639 you can check out my junk in hyperspace
2638 bmmbmmfld
2637 welcome to jerkcity
2636 a night at the races
2635 what the fuck
2634 how gay is he
2633 eyespurt
2632 does this gay marriage make me look fat
2631 god bless merica
2630 this means you
2629 sticks
2628 and so was i
2627 when i go to sleep i dream
2626 minus the bat strength
2625 all around
2624 censored by govt
2623 funny when they cry
2622 abandon all hope
2621 quarterly report
2620 instead of apes
2619 deuce sings
2618 every little thing is going to be all right
2617 get the big speargun (ghost dick remix)
2616 pooooooooooooooooooo said the ghost who had to poo
2615 poking and yes choking
2614 merry christmas and a happy new year
2613 the night before christmas
2612 gentle visual feedback
2611 read my lips
2610 dog shit
2609 asian porn
2608 sideways/edgeways
2607 i think we all are (full of cocks remix)
2606 make me
2605 eat it raw
2604 made in america
2603 jerkcity tips and tricks for power users
2602 jesus and allah being totally gay together
2601 downtime
2600 i can see what you say but i am really high
2599 i respect you
2598 tell it to the judge
2597 gay corn dog
2596 concern about fire codes
2595 big fat dicks for jesus christ
2594 car pool
2593 we must operate
2592 cockb}}}}}ot tryou{{t 3 of 3
2591 cockbo}t tryou}}t par{{{t 2 of 3
2590 cockbot tryouts part 1 of 3
2589 hung in a bad place
2588 so high all i can do is lie awake and twitch
2587 promises made, promises kept
2586 theme to spigot the bear
2585 in front of my church friends
2584 at four stars the army comes
2583 why do i lick dick
2582 happy thanksgiving
2581 ransom
2580 heavy petting zoo
2579 hey uh (director's cut)
2578 hey uh
2577 caught doing blow in the green room
2576 two seconds
2575 numb
2574 or are you just resting
2573 starting java
2572 nuff said
2571 that guy's basket
2570 he eats things he finds
2569 the stalls out west
2568 pee in my kimchee
2567 hide it quick
2566 at once
2565 thought (and then afterthought)
2564 help is on the way
2563 he means it (part 2 of 2)
2562 he means it (part 1 of 2)
2561 an interview with a deuce
2560 call me sally
2559 spigot sings
2558 mysterious halloween mystery (a jerkcity halloween special)
2557 short diary entry
2556 aftermath
2555 thug life
2554 all three prongs at once
2553 which tty am i on
2552 karaoke lady
2551 just answer the question
2550 all over the face
2549 not real after all
2548 going down down down
2547 next time
2546 mcmdvii
2545 choking
2544 boners float
2543 i put the ape into rape
2542 cyberfeminist webzine
2541 dirty floor
2540 on call
2539 all the way to god
2538 einstein was a gay
2537 the penguin incident
2536 shut up
2535 return of the jedi
2534 the ozone and deuce show
2533 come to think of it
2532 pump it up
2531 on line
2530 only two words
2529 ass day
2528 the day control messages stopped working
2527 clowning around
2526 kicks and punches
2525 spoilers
2524 klingon marriage
2523 into a napkin
2522 this is how we roll
2521 brisco the cat has a posse
2520 pants is in the wrong restroom but gets huffy about it anyway
2519 some kind of wonderful learning curve
2518 no such thing as a dick zombie
2517 sulawesi toraja
2516 listen up
2515 the real reason
2514 here lies vera rest in peace
2513 southwest
2512 without me
2511 pickles
2510 2020
2509 how about instead
2508 wrong hole
2507 cocks and balls
2506 a dong around my waist like a belt
2505 creep
2504 kickban
2503 rape flies
2502 go fuck yourself
2501 do not get excited it is only a rhetorical question
2500 delicious pesto pizza
2499 a very happy ending
2498 your bird-like dick
2497 toxic shock
2496 make me get out
2495 pick a card
2494 i see you sucking
2493 those are my butterscotches
2492 a healthy debate this is not
2491 his innermost secret thoughts
2490 sun shine
2489 for some odd reason
2488 gay about the face
2487 if so count me in
2486 helping myself to more sausage
2485 led zep
2484 sf boner expo
2483 when is a rape not a rape
2482 go wait in the tardis
2481 i need a ride back to jerkcity
2480 are you sure
2479 lemon poppy seed muffins
2478 secret cache of dicks
2477 an extremely sensitive subject
2476 on being owned
2475 renaissance man
2474 no exits to the bar
2473 freak transporter accident
2472 whatnot
2471 t atandt kill yourself
2470 this is not a test
2469 bizarro jerkcity
2468 does it
2467 two best friends
2466 high five
2465 home at last
2464 you brought me here but can you take me back again
2463 i only meant to stay a while
2462 all the way back
2461 in my lifetime
2460 watch the road
2459 sci-fi western
2458 meet the wizard
2457 jerkcity: source
2456 meet me in heaven by john wayne
2455 which one is the treathole
2454 what spigot brought instead
2453 caught in the act
2452 fuck it drinking
2451 jean-charles, you fool!
2450 c-colorful colorful twinkling lights
2449 watch what you say
2448 everything i needed to know
2447 night swimming
2446 all i can spell is pain
2445 was re: what we agreed upon earlier in the day
2444 a gay man in my pants (pt. 2)
2443 a gay man in my pants (pt. 1)
2442 and so it goes
2441 you should see the other guy
2440 further adventures in and around the dick pit
2439 how cheap
2438 should have stayed on the farm
2437 i, unix domain socket
2436 heretofore unreleased jerkcity podcast
2435 scrub with hot soapy water
2434 who broke the ps command
2433 our most valuable resource
2432 both arms and a toaster oven
2431 do not attempt
2430 i swear to god
2429 lower case
2428 because is why as it turns out
2427 beating off with what
2426 attack of the clones
2425 free donkey rides
2424 this film is not yet rated
2423 bright orange pants
2422 pretending, knowing, beating off a little
2421 fun and games
2420 not guilty
2419 wonder why nobody called while i was out
2418 smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away
2417 mexican queers in walnut creek
2416 i have a message from another time
2415 quite firm about it
2414 asked to leave the sports bar
2413 nothing but clear skies
2412 fat floppy dick
2411 my old spice
2410 tucked into your belt
2409 you gots to like thems
2408 i can hear beautiful music
2407 math is hard
2406 the way of the world
2405 love
2404 where is my pulitzer prize
2403 dog biscuits
2402 wikipedia
2401 paris hilton
2400 you heard me
2399 cracked by spigot the bear
2398 i call it happy hour
2397 actual ad copy submitted to client (rejected)
2396 rock the vote
2395 originally published 6-jan-1998 14:12:27
2394 really drilling down
2393 why are they fighting, anyway
2392 sorry for the wide distribution
2391 wishing aloud loudly again
2390 the what factor
2389 jerkcity
2388 goodbye to everyone forever
2387 did you know
2386 working for the weekend
2385 meet me at john wayne
2384 in which pants fucks a bunny
2383 gay dingus
2382 would you not not like
2381 i am an ultimately pointless exercise
2380 he leaks when he shuffles, folks
2379 i hit my head
2378 this calls for
2377 /dev/null
2376 bubble sort
2375 life in the big city with pants
2374 one at a time
2373 from the trade center
2372 two big balls down a hill
2371 wake up everybody wake up
2370 more willing
2369 picture of a wall hanging
2368 others like me
2367 what just happened in here
2366 past my bedtime
2365 please help me
2364 rape kit
2363 kiss the bunny on the nose
2362 nazi backwards
2361 santa claus
2360 a typically plaintive request
2359 very much exactly like the toaster
2358 pants on the motherfucking moon
2357 fiction with a bite
2356 can we not agree
2355 taint misbehaving
2354 lonely and sad
2353 any one
2352 interactive fiction
2351 behind our collective backs, under our very noses
2350 sir fagsalot
2349 deepest darkest africa
2348 can we just say i have combination skin and leave it at that
2347 sun shine
2346 richard nixon is dead
2345 some kind of wonderful contest
2344 funny names and no windows
2343 loop
2342 fuck off fatty
2341 emacs
2340 a sewing machine
2339 will goths proudly serve their country
2338 seeds or a peanut
2337 food tube
2336 water safety with jizzy mcpissface
2335 the seven endless
2334 line noise
2333 many moods of pants
2332 not me
2331 still not totally sure what you are getting at
2330 these united states
2329 some kind of horrible
2328 beating off the cancer patient
2327 atari 2600 adventure
2326 big boss lawyer
2325 butterfly soup
2324 new coke
2323 dismiss the dialog box
2322 god told a joke once
2321 away from keyboard
2320 load ness
2319 yet another case of mistaken identity
2318 comic sans bold 42 points, honey
2317 fired for what
2316 chow down or forever hold your peace
2315 complete this sentence
2314 day three: it dawns on him the army is never coming and he is so oh god they got in oh god oh god oh god oh god
2313 check it out
2312 intro to facepaint
2311 an official spice girl
2310 anal warming problem
2309 but that is your solution for everything
2308 all mixed up
2307 and yes
2306 a celebration of women
2305 more like a mouth story
2304 top less
2303 much too short
2302 make a splash hit a seal
2301 boners and bongs
2300 it takes place under the sink
2299 my fucking snack
2298 never make fun
2297 the teflon dong
2296 thurs day night
2295 a very good thing
2294 the gang is all here
2293 boldly going where no man blah blah duh
2292 double anal
2291 do you know
2290 honk if you jerk for jesus
2289 a cocksucking commando storming the countryside
2288 what have you done
2287 tsunami victims aid
2286 bad baby
2285 nose and glasses
2284 suicide girls
2283 lol brb
2282 sick little games
2281 day two: still down in the crawlspace
2280 all over the webcam
2279 print dialog theatre
2278 day one: problem discovered
2277 zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing
2276 relax this is state of the art equipment
2275 the spigot man can
2274 the day before the end of the world
2273 cancer of the breakfast
2272 the troll guild
2271 like crazy here
2270 untitled 2
2269 fired twice now
2268 where will it end
2267 in which deuce tries to reveal state secrets and is censored for his efforts
2266 slam the car door on my boner
2265 sex with goats
2264 over heating
2263 ride the well thing
2262 sir i am not an ashtray
2261 i just want some action
2260 squeezy bouncy nuts
2259 from now on
2258 still life with rands
2257 fading fast in the queer chair
2256 just happy to be here at all
2255 small sprite
2254 this comic sucks
2253 the most wonderful time of the year
2252 having a great time
2251 take your time son
2250 making it go back down all over again
2249 jerkcity xmas special 2004
2248 just some guy
2247 like a tug boat
2246 net split
2245 red planet
2244 when you care enough to suck the very best
2243 be a smarty
2242 blame the cats
2241 well duh
2240 sure you do
2239 deep down inside
2238 the ones in my cupboard
2237 happening again so soon and yet still i
2236 what kind of sauce
2235 ding ding
2234 we are all totally compiling gay.c
2233 i paid for that boner
2232 eight minutes lost in time forever
2231 morning fog you might say
2230 please stop calling me
2229 (chorus) my favorite bonghit is bonghit number uh
2228 then i woke the fuck up
2227 rew
2226 not just cold water
2225 undead road trip or bust
2224 could you all please like so
2223 we should probably put them to sleep
2222 totally ten dicks
2221 the hard way
2220 shot gun
2219 haha fooled you
2218 what a fine moo this is
2217 ponk
2216 ponk
2215 ponk
2214 you people fucking suck
2213 just for once
2212 bling bling
2211 points to his mouth
2210 dirty dirty bomb
2209 using only our hands
2208 okay too
2207 very clever people
2206 soccer practice
2205 say it is not so
2204 back space
2203 whistle while you work
2202 picture of a hungry bear
2201 ozone in deep deep space
2200 attack of the dicks episode v
2199 attack of the dicks episode iv
2198 wrong side
2197 hope sure does float
2196 shirts and long pants
2195 so pointy and all
2194 halloween party in the gay toilet
2193 so alone
2192 peanut butter cookie dough ice cream people
2191 three large pizzas
2190 moving to hawaii, starting a nut and bean farm
2189 powers of ten
2188 the punch line is alcoholism
2187 will someone please explain
2186 serious bugs extra bananas
2185 rest in peace so i can go back to bed
2184 fuck this tastes like piss
2183 free range cocks
2182 grapefruit
2181 such a mantastic moustache
2180 quick turn to channel dick
2179 much too much too close to the fence
2178 cross fire
2177 baked potato
2176 from both sides
2175 dark under here
2174 cocks and socks
2173 spots
2172 alone in the toilet
2171 having a hard time
2170 hello dad
2169 when then
2168 fun and profit
2167 dicks wearing fake beards
2166 self hating fag
2165 control rod: a gay fable
2164 throw me a donut
2163 gay cow
2162 very angry ham sandwich
2161 all i wanted was my bra back
2160 oh god now what
2159 for ever
2158 city folk
2157 extra hour
2156 one hot faggot
2155 dick for me
2154 julia child has a posse
2153 kind of dirty
2152 great news everybody
2151 shut up about the juice already will yas
2150 give us your tired your poor
2149 check out the fuzzy earth all fuzzy and shit
2148 to you live from the 53rd state
2147 two strong arms
2146 oh what a feeling indeed
2145 feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him
2144 jock jams
2143 jerkcity is the place for me
2142 rarely or never (still working out the bitrot)
2141 why we do not bother talking them down
2140 just overcast or is he covering for god
2139 yes i swapped caps lock with control just deal with it
2138 y----- and more y-----
2137 g---- and more g----
2136 gone fishing
2135 when the end comes it might be messy
2134 heaven, almost, but then denied
2133 hang me up to dry
2132 play oasis tracks
2131 the man likes mice
2130 off the air
2129 back to taiwan with you
2128 what passes for debate in this country
2127 something horrible
2126 into the phone book
2125 thursday after noon
2124 with each gulp of booze
2123 as a beached whale
2122 something else indeed
2121 that was
2120 my arms or legs
2119 move america backward
2118 oh man july just fucking goes on and on like some unstoppable month
2117 one ping only please
2116 casino toilet
2115 man ass
2114 fat gay stoned
2113 the drill
2112 a real american patriot
2111 not a real version number
2110 all the orcs and shit
2109 james woods
2108 already here
2107 system halted
2106 against the world
2105 the problem with hookers
2104 my sweater in the toilet
2103 completely boring
2102 ten dollar words
2101 near and far
2100 for breakfast this morning
2099 or what
2098 talking in public the whole time
2097 like a man
2096 fuck this stupid country
2095 a crown of thorns on -his- wang
2094 your life story
2093 a, b, c, d: all dicks
2092 b to the u to the h
2091 extreme duck duck goose
2090 was that you
2089 movie night with the boys
2088 with my face and nose
2087 plus you know dicks
2086 piss my face up
2085 stay on the phone with me
2084 i ordered a burger not dick hurble duh and fries
2083 shooing you with a broom
2082 white men
2081 white out
2080 cave painting techniques (the day before the whiteout)
2079 data, info
2078 banana nut root
2077 all dicks are pricks but not all pricks are dicks
2076 bless someone (not how you)
2075 concerned about the moustache injection
2074 life is like
2073 thank you confused
2072 i should
2071 geo metro a two parter part 2 of 2
2070 geo metro a two parter part 1 of 2
2069 wednesday after noon
2068 tuesday after noon
2067 and here you are
2066 never finished high school
2065 totally fucking invisible
2064 beatoff valley
2063 all at once (part 1)
2062 going out of my head over you
2061 taj mahal of pornography, the
2060 here comes the motherfucking cockbot again
2059 why does anything at all
2058 probably not really listening
2057 except each other
2056 not the fucking muppet show
2055 time and salt
2054 faggy pink drink
2053 like love boat
2052 jerkcity decoder ring
2051 yoga practice
2050 cocks and gayness
2049 apricot fag muffin
2048 shoplifting for dummies
2047 in which spammers hijack pants
2046 drunk on cock
2045 like silly string
2044 meme overload
2043 cluster to hump and kiss
2042 salt water bad for glass
2041 dancing makes them go away
2040 yet still the monster problem continued unabated
2039 the romans or the huns (take your pick)
2038 leo the lion
2037 seriously stretched out in the big big city
2036 we the people
2035 crank calls
2034 first of all
2033 mocking rands
2032 in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war
2031 morning has bro ken
2030 either way
2029 deuce loses a leg
2028 is this seat taken
2027 noodles
2026 mister ashcroft
2025 handjobs for the homeless
2024 never get out of the boat
2023 the purple man
2022 normal sex
2021 concerned all the way around
2020 beware of dog
2019 yes yes go for it
2018 live journal
2017 is there any room in your heart
2016 dark side voting booth
2015 move on
2014 why we wake up in the morning
2013 comedy hour
2012 some where warmer
2011 flash light
2010 cock over here
2009 way to fucking suck it
2008 second thoughts
2007 bad customer service
2006 spigot vs. the mantra
2005 jerkcity 911
2004 rock out with my cock out
2003 pissing on bitches
2002 if you are not cockmonster click here
2001 oh well
2000 an emp over san francisco
1999 unentonastic
1998 if you cry
1997 hex on you
1996 picture of a white house
1995 stupid prick
1994 bibles and donkeys
1993 regular c
1992 endless loop
1991 blood sample
1990 things i hit
1989 happy accident
1988 wangly
1987 great american hero
1986 annabel chong
1985 see for yourself
1984 strange toilet
1983 mwahaha
1982 why the smoke alarm went off that time
1981 esp wins again
1980 face painting on demand
1979 too far gone
1978 beat off to these gifs
1977 one is the crusiest number
1976 wheeze puff pant oh god more dick
1975 the last one
1974 this is a test
1973 a bird yeah
1972 fading in
1971 fading out
1970 ified
1969 freshly baked dongs
1968 vote for me
1967 is that anything at all like cocksucking
1966 number nine
1965 then the cops came
1964 7t fffffffffffffffffffffffff
1963 put your arms around my boner
1962 making you sing
1961 liberal media or just common sense
1960 am i invisible
1959 just ends there
1958 all he wants in the world
1957 rands 2010
1956 the waltz of jéricho
1955 useless shitcakes
1954 party car
1953 backrub
1952 hope floats
1951 the ashamed lowercase y
1950 a recitation of the works of robert frost by deuce
1949 someone get the smelling salts
1948 cunt bone
1947 g.u.e.
1946 kicked out of the louvre
1945 puddingfish dizzy
1944 cocksuckingist
1943 suddenly: gay marriage
1942 stupid game
1941 five minute prick break everyone
1940 a ride to the 7-11
1939 boot funky oh god
1938 you see ??? democracy works
1937 something frilly i hope
1936 what is spigot doing
1935 what if we drop an atomic dong
1934 in which deuce and atandt play horsey
1933 take the jizz quiz
1932 down over yonder
1931 your popeness
1930 service me with dong
1929 ponk
1928 deepthroat chopacabra
1927 shit faggots click
1926 stomping the exhibit
1925 ruining christmas
1924 why you should shut up right now
1923 gay game theory
1922 rod, staff
1921 lower case boners
1920 pay attention to me
1919 my job
1918 reserve down to empty
1917 blow back
1916 user pants is not connected
1915 rands will bring chips
1914 bat port
1913 butterfly effect in reverse
1912 walking talking fudge brownie
1911 high alert
1910 laci
1909 what is piss club
1908 sitting around the house
1907 a brand new wang for xmas
1906 grab a ladle and help yourself
1905 kidnap victim
1904 dong school
1903 entropy zone
1902 triumph tr-3
1901 prince of your balls
1900 pox on your house, a
1899 ground into power
1898 if that's where i am
1897 life on a boomer
1896 the ass-testing of santa claus
1895 bathtub
1894 come over to my house
1893 club queer
1892 watch out for icebergs jean-charles
1891 getting tense
1890 trial issue
1889 already gotten published
1888 one if by land and two if by sea
1887 real high
1886 the horping balls
1885 holy crap
1884 fat and stomping
1883 the things we find on usenet part 4
1882 piss freaks like me
1881 five alarm fire
1880 client-server applications
1879 in other words yes
1878 kermit 6.0.192
1877 when i was in preschool
1876 u.s. out of jerkcity
1875 quad whore
1874 urine in the cafeteria
1873 secret fucking code
1872 esperanto poetry
1871 hdc: your fat face is too close back it off
1870 wring your neck
1869 ass to balls transfer protocol
1868 team man ship
1867 motherfuckers know
1866 complaining about what really
1865 knobs, etc.
1864 where the hell
1863 bring 'em on
1862 imho
1861 nearly extinct
1860 the things we find on usenet part 3
1859 that someone is everyone
1858 working perfectly then
1857 poet laureate
1856 this time
1855 weird gurgling sounds
1854 halloween cookies
1853 fags, flags
1852 deuce has a posse
1851 counter clock wise
1850 clock wise
1849 some times
1848 temporary restraining order
1847 three cheers
1846 deuce's blast
1845 really mad about something
1844 turns off radio
1843 oh waiter
1842 love, haight
1841 trouble
1840 close to the latter
1839 source of protein
1838 regarding our recent correspondence
1837 totally scared
1836 picture of a doll head
1835 remote control
1834 really choking this time
1833 can not see
1832 completely stupid americanized version
1831 tarantula
1830 crazy talking bird
1829 star ship troopers
1828 somehow
1827 what to do
1826 swollen and chalky
1825 all the problems
1824 our very gay tour
1823 no exit
1822 our fatness
1821 our demands
1820 prick break
1819 venn diagram
1818 mmm yeah ooh boy
1817 a+++++
1816 collar bomb
1815 monday after noon
1814 oh fuck it
1813 starting to think
1812 bubble lips
1811 yes and yes
1810 tug tug tug
1809 water world
1808 land of the free
1807 your porn
1806 plural proofs
1805 funniest joke ever
1804 three tiered assault
1803 pep talk
1802 giraffe legs
1801 and whatever else
1800 chubby dir
1799 help me god
1798 gay owned business
1797 otherwise still working out some bugs
1796 dial 999
1795 standard query language
1794 newly pierced tongue
1793 big faggoty dick 3 of 3
1792 i love you scott summers
1791 banned from the dick pit
1790 guess what
1789 chapter 21
1788 street car
1787 is that like wicca
1786 gone drinking
1785 side of milk carton
1784 beating off together
1783 wake up
1782 singing
1781 barely locked
1780 latin
1779 teacup
1778 beat me off
1777 hardly a miracle
1776 anthrax
1775 dark
1774 produced by criminals
1773 complaint department suggestion box
1772 outfagged
1771 long story short
1770 not the face
1769 larry flynt for president of california
1768 shit god
1767 clownin around
1766 big girls
1765 what the
1764 ok yelling now
1763 all this uppercase
1762 shift seven
1761 shave me
1760 sign-up
1759 american
1758 chips ahoy
1757 recent streetlight records purchases
1756 cocksucking laws with weird dot hanging around
1755 at the library
1754 tight ship
1753 u.s.a. out of jerkcity
1752 mister zip
1751 vi, emacs
1750 intro duct ions
1749 chubby republican dick
1748 unix
1747 jon bon jovi
1746 ceo
1745 jerk machine
1744 chown
1743 another jewel book
1742 your ad here
1741 any kind of tree
1740 oven mitt
1739 french for
1738 what the hell
1737 impeachment proceedings
1736 proud, defiant
1735 buffer is empty, the
1734 sea cucumber
1733 three broken ribs and a busted jaw
1732 shit my green
1731 dead at 100
1730 what's the haps?
1729 a cookie
1728 usux0rs
1727 you heard the man he's a goddamn gooseneck lamp
1726 everyone's a comic
1725 the gang's all here
1724 crash helmet
1723 dead baby boy
1722 half right
1721 you shoulda been there
1720 you deserve sex
1719 victoria paris, christy canyon and ashlyn gere
1718 lois aryes, nina hartley and jeanette littledove
1717 just us chumps
1716 clean plate
1715 gay lime pie
1714 slim jim
1713 impeach bush
1712 smoke dope with me
1711 a slow start
1710 a dangerous drug
1709 ism
1708 spooky
1707 this magic show
1706 operator precedence
1705 oh you do not
1704 sun down
1703 if i were to have
1702 frenzied protesters
1701 martin short
1700 home phone
1699 clap the seat up and down
1698 straight out of the carton
1697 raror
1696 i seen him in action
1695 steps to reproduce
1694 works for me
1693 planting seeds
1692 the same page
1691 like an aluminum bat
1690 e5
1689 and so much more
1688 eisner fun bucks
1687 old mc donald
1686 grenade
1685 the power of liquor
1684 sunday after noon
1683 like a weed
1682 a very tiny tardis
1681 truly efficient
1680 boost
1679 fags together
1678 cocks (beat) cocks i say
1677 my complete fatness
1676 lost in space
1675 death to infidels
1674 red dragon
1673 sex with mister peanut
1672 tlot torco tud
1671 should have never
1670 sacret covenant
1669 oodles of noodly cock
1668 strange melange
1667 mom.gif
1666 each others boners
1665 imaginary rainbows in dream town
1664 so little time
1663 mole men
1662 fat while i smoke
1661 joy
1660 die trying
1659 let's play
1658 tomato
1657 who says
1656 sharon stone
1655 cornerstone
1654 national anthem
1653 or can it
1652 why don't you leave the tri-county area for once in your life you stupid shit
1651 first degree!
1650 waw wah waw
1649 he starts from the end and works backwards
1648 up to speed with cocksucking
1647 abuse of the pump machine
1646 station identification
1645 the choke, the clutch
1644 how gauche
1643 it's got my head
1642 hurray
1641 deuce has a vegas system
1640 thirty-frog and some change
1639 here and a broad
1638 chers
1637 wheel of ghlaghlg
1636 rape farm
1635 dick poem
1634 rotfsd
1633 my lipstick
1632 your bumper
1631 choking
1630 nine times out of nine
1629 triple word score
1628 what if, indeed
1627 out of control
1626 not i, said the deuce
1625 abortion funding
1624 the main menu
1623 mostly white so i mute
1622 kindly stop
1621 five blankets
1620 signs of verbal abuse
1619 heed my warning
1618 freeze dried
1617 trouble shooting
1616 hompth hompth next
1615 my house is burning down
1614 spigot the bear: behind the scenes
1613 feed bag
1612 honey moon
1611 way way back in the last one
1610 galaga roms
1609 by surgical means or royal decree
1608 weighing in on the war
1607 homph homph dicks
1606 heart burn
1605 bring the war back home
1604 the one that almost got away
1603 simple math
1602 that other one too
1601 lots of guys named tony
1600 straight from the well
1599 racist comments
1598 you can totally see me taking a bonghit in the first panel
1597 spigot the bear: act 2
1596 spigot the bear: pilot
1595 what a great day to get head from me
1594 do you hear what i hear
1593 attorney and lawyer
1592 when the lights are off
1591 true story 2
1590 message from the future
1589 sim jerk city
1588 glowing boners (they glow)
1587 city mouse
1586 compare, contrast
1585 no msg
1584 why we're not at our desks
1583 waiting outside in the cold
1582 introductions all around
1581 cj's dad
1580 wine2piss
1579 focal review
1578 unix jokes
1577 aka odwalla bongwater
1576 under the sink 3
1575 under the sink 2
1574 under the sink 1
1573 mayor willie brown
1572 opening up
1571 brrrr
1570 fig bars part ii
1569 changing the seasons
1568 empty your pants pockets
1567 tired of wondering whether or not
1566 fuck france
1565 cold fusion
1564 punchings
1563 first time caller, long time listener
1562 no halloween this year
1561 do not drink the bongwater
1560 mccartney lennon pants
1559 queer picnic areas
1558 big train
1557 pathetic little prick
1556 to hack or to phrack
1555 and a large prick
1554 murder most choppy
1553 light years away
1552 we'll never know for sure
1551 jailhouse singalong
1550 parking's not so bad in the winter
1549 keyboad seems to wok
1548 xmas special 2002
1547 repeatedly striking you with a shovel
1546 insect kingdom
1545 at the end of the day you're still fresh off the bus
1544 bytes per second
1543 disney land
1542 diffy daffy
1541 live nude idiots
1540 dream work(s)
1539 good gravy
1538 identity fraud or warning: no pixels were selected
1537 tag team
1536 pulls
1535 the hills
1534 pot brownie recipe
1533 english muffins
1532 dizzy and bonky
1531 as per our
1530 orpheus, son of morpheus
1529 everybody out of the pool
1528 shuffling sounds down below
1527 diabolical schemes
1526 curious, that
1525 road runner
1524 ams
1523 kid nap
1522 like a gay speak and spell that sucks your dick and says
1521 comedy closet
1520 scrubbing chums
1519 t spigot never mind
1518 aids cam
1517 is this love?
1516 from the sun
1515 big faggot
1514 don't delete me i'm jerkable
1513 you're the gayest
1512 squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise
1511 holy gay ghosts
1510 doesn't fucking matter
1509 that propellerheads song
1508 coffee
1507 between the hours of 4-8
1506 like most klingons do
1505 rands is boring
1504 rough trade
1503 stall side applet
1502 cock mocking
1501 a very religious little man
1500 one twix bar
1499 about last night
1498 endless loop
1497 on an outpost at the edge of space
1496 show stopper
1495 willing to jerk today
1494 plants, leaves
1493 how many microsoft employees
1492 mistakes were made
1491 fattest gayest plumpest
1490 beware of the boner
1489 the hebrew god
1488 (series of faces)
1487 (long black smear)
1486 clean out the dead moose hanging from the top of panel one first
1485 -24 (garbled) 1992 lowercase r dot
1484 i hope nobody
1483 big dumb pregnant women
1482 the occasional blowjob
1481 brackahawk down
1480 pointers with codewarrior
1479 ham(s)
1478 said aloud in sling blade voice
1477 these fine wines
1476 death to infidels
1475 all singing all dancing
1474 through binoculars
1473 let me check in the back
1472 finger prints
1471 concerned women of america
1470 you bet
1469 trapped in a hollow log
1468 the whole damn system is out of order
1467 locked out
1466 nine dicks nine times
1465 i'd like to hang out
1464 the ozone and deuce show
1463 take off your top
1462 fish dicks in chat
1461 this island earth
1460 plight of my people
1459 jerkcity premium subscribers only
1458 starring spigot
1457 lemon squares
1456 syntax error in rapekit
1455 the weirdest thing
1454 wave of the future
1453 a little more j, a lot less o
1452 sub stance
1451 huge jew
1450 high shelf
1449 kneel right up
1448 spill-proof mug
1447 news from the front lines
1446 will this never end
1445 pop-up ads
1444 if any one can
1443 patriot day
1442 just a bunch of faggots
1441 toilet sex
1440 buzzies, bats, mysterious slurping sound
1439 girl fight
1438 x-men 2 trailer
1437 serious dilemma
1436 sexy lamp post
1435 a night at the opera
1434 escorted out for masturbating
1433 what are they fighting over anyway
1432 puh pft fuh
1431 quite the boner
1430 a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work)
1429 netscape time
1428 in which pants and deuce turn into mexicans in the last panel
1427 fool on the hill
1426 it would be great
1425 complaint department
1424 the trouble with pac-man
1423 put me in your crontab
1422 fat queer angry cocks from outer space that glow and make a noise
1421 shakespeare you see
1420 silence please
1419 one or the other you idiot faggots (mervyns)
1418 j/k
1417 indeed, the very same toothbrush
1416 give me the keys i'm drunk
1415 ascii cunts
1414 a night at the races
1413 farkers
1412 cow palace
1411 three dicks
1410 coaxing, alcohol
1409 pretty sure
1408 all beef
1407 reggae
1406 churros
1405 of all of the
1404 nun sense
1403 smooth nougat
1402 duck from now on
1401 bi-curious goons
1400 my dick is a time machine
1399 how did it know
1398 tiny hairs and fibers
1397 stormtroopers wearing only helmets, black socks
1396 netcenter visitors
1395 golden age sandman
1394 broken links
1393 gay?
1392 top hats
1391 developer cds
1390 posix prix
1389 more than usual on a sunday night
1388 geeks on parade
1387 unknown user
1386 urine + cake mix
1385 i'm not looking
1384 camp
1383 does farting make you automatically gay because i had about four potatoes and more short stories
1382 clustering in favor of daisy-chaining
1381 obscene gerund: expletive deleted (a love story)
1380 all those balls
1379 transcripts of hypnosis sessions with doctor octavius
1378 holy shit lists
1377 caught in the act
1376 vacation
1375 young dumb and full of poo
1374 an alarming quantity of stainless
1373 failure mode
1372 game plan
1371 wto
1370 tar pits
1369 pam grier
1368 help me everyone
1367 dot qmail files
1366 contract negotiations stalled
1365 mmm yeah oooh boy
1364 hanna barbera
1363 malcolm q
1362 the jizzy dir
1361 headward bound
1360 a strange melange
1359 shiny diner
1358 radio waves
1357 playing solitare
1356 blowjobs & bonghits
1355 super man
1354 sam goody
1353 free dick or else
1352 big decision
1351 dick fever
1350 erosion control
1349 smooth fonts
1348 announce ment
1347 at least they aren't
1346 deuce remained silent
1345 1-186 not covered
1344 actually inside the box
1343 buffalo gal(s)
1342 elbow grease
1341 this lousy t-shirt
1340 pants' pepperoni hot pockets
1339 gay signals
1338 maybe you've met my husband
1337 boba fett through the glory hole
1336 three short plays
1335 all that for a for loop
1334 mutants outside the gates
1333 what kind of hose
1332 shame
1331 a fine romance
1330 assume the position
1329 turtle neck
1328 avoid freezer burn
1327 escape
1326 here comes the birthday boy
1325 guest book
1324 you're all just jealous
1323 huff
1322 well i pierced my dick
1321 let's get high
1320 oh glorious hole
1319 scenes from a mall
1318 rosetta stoned
1317 ammunition, candy bars
1316 listen good
1315 hoo huh 10,000 maniacs
1314 six years
1313 found in the suggestion box
1312 pants on trial
1311 snipe hunt
1310 radio's greatest moments
1309 rear end
1308 detective faggot's space adventure
1307 always more whores in the sea
1306 cool as ice
1305 a salacious rooster of a little man
1304 not that scott adams
1303 the quest for porn
1302 dropping our science
1301 silicon valley linux users group
1300 wine and cheese
1299 money train
1298 hey
1297 pamela sue
1296 picture of a barn
1295 say i'm pretty
1294 what the (reprise)
1293 richard hart
1292 file handles
1291 rape pool
1290 a simple situation
1289 not enough curry
1288 face it tiger you hit the jackpot
1287 stalking my dog
1286 mystery core file
1285 holy jesus
1284 oh won't you shut up
1283 cocks up five
1282 doctor dong
1281 for the record
1280 floater 101
1279 where is that goddamn water closet
1278 wegsleepregeling
1277 end county maintained road
1276 the things we find on usenet part ii
1275 the things we find on usenet part i
1274 that particular scene
1273 training day
1272 eisenhower warned us
1271 one thing
1270 top five percent
1269 sore prick
1268 eating the shed
1267 turban equals death
1266 chomo
1265 girls of jerkcity
1264 beating off
1263 mideast violence
1262 inevitable results
1261 this just in
1260 hi rands
1259 a moment's pause
1258 hmmmmmm
1257 virtually vacuous
1256 two words
1255 queer quest
1254 one for the crow
1253 excuse me
1252 did you run h2ph?
1251 get on the bus
1250 extreme deuce
1249 pornography and shock tarts
1248 i still see dicks
1247 abort retry ignore fail
1246 the toilet stall bandit
1245 muppets
1244 multiple horrible monsters
1243 mars
1242 everyone in marketing
1241 masturbating to star wars
1240 wumpus
1239 under the couch
1238 back stage
1237 speak english or die
1236 sir i must insist
1235 a proof of life
1234 no i guess not
1233 where are you now that we need you
1232 evil spirits
1231 locate deuce
1230 eating out
1229 sort of spurting
1228 apollo 13
1227 from 6pm to 8pm
1226 one more time
1225 look here for great values
1224 stoned again
1223 soliloquy
1222 the dreaded electric pencil sharpener
1221 i've been here the whole time people
1220 marrying britney
1219 less coherent than usual
1218 usenet porn
1217 holy jeez
1216 reese witherspoon
1215 try as i might
1214 skullfucking
1213 going next door
1212 wonderful acoustics
1211 in dreams
1210 content is king
1209 jerktest
1208 bukkake
1207 mail from asia
1206 i have a question
1205 best thing
1204 gayer than thou
1203 what dreams may come
1202 consenting adults
1201 hot pricks
1200 pringle(s)
1199 what can i do
1198 there's something about ike
1197 pardon me
1196 hooky
1195 upskirt
1194 backed up till friday
1193 pants gets a reboot
1192 talkin' tolkien
1191 rfc-1459
1190 prostitutes and migrant workers
1189 large green dropcloth
1188 happy new year fuckheads (part ii)
1187 wasn't sleeping
1186 sex chart
1185 suck 'em if you got 'em
1184 fyi
1183 please describe yourself
1182 there are no prizes involved
1181 jingle dicks
1180 man on the moon
1179 lick dick quick
1178 jesus knows
1177 goodbye poke
1176 ginger
1175 echo
1174 dear photographers
1173 cocks, dicks and everything in between
1172 music
1171 i don't get it
1170 mix tape
1169 drive-through suicide
1168 flash light(s)
1167 what is your explanation for this mess
1166 grocery shopping
1165 sun day(s)
1164 totally disgusting
1163 winter wonder land
1162 request for comments
1161 expletives deleted
1160 by the end
1159 most of the time
1158 as i got older
1157 drinking buddies
1156 sometimes the details change
1155 something is not right
1154 this weird dream
1153 you there boy what day is this
1152 yank them away
1151 writer's block
1150 turkish prison
1149 the one about
1148 ten ways women can make strides in the workplace
1147 stdjo.h
1146 perfectly good
1145 on the horn
1144 mostly porn
1143 me mensa
1142 mallard fillmore
1141 just like downtown
1140 sweet tart(s)
1139 jingle
1138 jihad
1137 hurf blurf duh
1136 hunt the wumpus
1135 food
1134 dwindling dongs
1133 i believe
1132 deuced
1131 choo choo
1130 who's on top now
1129 heart land
1128 strangers in the night
1127 buzz
1126 cmyk panties
1125 a moment of silence
1124 cards and letters
1123 very upset with pants
1122 flash back(s)
1121 table of contents
1120 rhymes with complaining
1119 quesadillas for everyone
1118 part of a balanced breakfast
1117 1997
1116 now what
1115 no carrier
1114 nervous
1113 if you can read this
1112 wwja
1111 i just ate
1110 hey theo
1109 here and 
1108 green dicks
1107 get that hand up
1106 faint humming sound
1105 dipping into admiral krag
1104 cookies
1103 candling
1102 call the enclave
1101 third party check
1100 giving head to the living dead
1099 fucking ugly clunky software
1098 and the preacher said
1097 mush room(s)
1096 how are you i am fine
1095 headline news looks like mtv
1094 breast cancer awareness
1093 screen saver
1092 wangs
1091 dreamboat
1090 virtually vacuous
1089 living section
1088 annnother
1087 natural reaction
1086 secret urine party
1085 just two seconds
1084 january urine
1083 kill yourself and fuck the body
1082 bong noises
1081 starbucks and a noah's bagels
1080 good and gay
1079 beautiful music
1078 t spigot get your own towel
1077 killing emus
1076 important announcement
1075 virus alert
1074 code red
1073 wang incident(s)
1072 jesus-rands complex
1071 john carpenter's the subjunctive
1070 big open mouth
1069 the shelling continues
1068 chest tube
1067 rooting around
1066 something wonderful
1065 one in the same
1064 memepool
1063 fire smoke dead
1062 perfect fifth
1061 sucking dick at office depot 
1060 where's pants
1059 okay to be gay
1058 rug monsters
1057 holy god lord in heaven it is happening again
1056 one thousand a week
1055 c.r.a.p.
1054 seriously
1053 hup
1052 crickets and ants
1051 snatch
1050 cow sound
1049 jerkcity underwater
1048 uucico
1047 fine print
1046 something about a call girl
1045 uhura sure is hot
1044 an old, old joke
1043 jerkcity is the new economy
1042 top ten signs
1041 sade
1040 iron eagle
1039 hey everyone
1038 peep hole
1037 masturbating to battlefield earth
1036 let's not lose sight
1035 jizzy lace
1034 deadly game of cat and mouse
1033 frash prugin
1032 gay fatness
1031 the fetus and nozzle show
1030 man hood
1029 two in the hand
1028 spigot: homicide detective
1027 balloon animals
1026 no i ha
1025 fuck and suck camp
1024 unsigned dongs
1023 in a knot
1022 faggot elevator
1021 all about the boners
1020 the great pumpkin
1019 panel count
1018 deuce got a plant
1017 cold toilet water
1016 jerkcity 101
1015 somebody's ass hurts
1014 a series of on and off pulses
1013 the postman
1012 a modest request
1011 metric queer
1010 fuck you answer
1009 i can only be so gay
1008 father's day
1007 college girls
1006 the nicest thing
1005 charcoal briquette
1004 pr0n
1003 truly jizzworthy
1002 trials and tribulations
1001 le protocole terrible
1000 one thousand strips later
999 i am the snow ninja
998 netizens
997 the joke and the punchline
996 heavy petting
995 on the edge of forever
994 is that doable
993 detailed notes
992 crash
991 choir boys
990 be my blog
989 squirtshirts
988 cracker
987 core dump
986 rands buttermilk
985 humping
984 tom green
983 rob schneider
982 the world will never know
981 can i please suck a cock in peace
980 six grams of fat
979 on golden pond
978 helping mayor mccheese
977 guilty by reason of insanity
976 cancer of the bong
975 calling home on mother's day can be traumatic
974 logo contest epilogue
973 watching the mtv together
972 canadian goth girl theme song
971 undefined reference to main
970 co-sysop
969 google vs the smog monster
968 smooth buddy
967 sail away
966 playing boggle
965 okay madonna
964 movie reviews
963 korean porn
962 veiled threat
961 self esteem
960 to be a mommy
959 he eats shit
958 go no go
957 too much curry
956 dope
955 these are the rules (pt. 1)
954 suicide
953 retarded
952 a broken dream
951 every scrap of porn
950 kojak
949 john travolta
948 jerking in the 80s
947 pants in france
946 i broke jerkcity
945 uma thurman
944 system folder
943 summit/expo
942 spice channel
941 investigative reports
940 best friends forever
939 pottery barn
938 pepsi challenge
937 my new hobby
936 latino pride
935 jimmy crack corn
934 beating off in the blank (vol. i no. 1)
933 ich bin ein duh
932 in the ups truck
931 fuh
930 danger zone
929 5:05 showing
928 cricket problem
927 roxanne shante
926 squeak
925 charles ng
924 yhoo
923 wish it were a sunday
922 upper and lowercase
921 the will of god
920 saving the universe
919 piss fight
918 one eight hundred urine
917 old
916 not another bite
915 nobody likes a quitter
914 let's talk politics
913 left by the wayside
912 show us your tits (with jesus christ)
911 jerkcity is filmed on location
910 hall of fame
909 touched by god
908 cut my fucking head off
907 clear through to china
906 the balls page
905 asthma attack
904 all you need is love
903 some stupid video game
902 vaginal farts
901 focus on clarity
900 with a straight face and a firm grip
899 dueling inboxes
898 special treat
897 get busy
896 hollow man
895 phantom stallbooth aka toilet land
894 n are for nuts
893 microsoft employees
892 terrible thing
891 you gotta let a ho be a ho
890 applescript
889 why we call him daddy
888 bill gates and the cream pie flavored-water
887 stoned before five
886 gayness dot org
885 funkdafied
884 beating off
883 pants on opening day
882 dreaming of dick
881 a day at the races
880 rape: the great underground adventure
879 these cheese fries
878 bad trip
877 hollywood screenplay
876 team player
875 tapping
874 so high on gay
873 singing in the shower (a jimi hendrix tribute)
872 fan mail: epilogue
871 fan mail
870 please turn the lights on
869 penny-flavored
868 msn
867 money management skills
866 in case of emergency
865 agagag
864 fags in space
863 go is gone
862 that sort of language
861 why we called in the bomb threat
860 be gay with me or else
859 are you there, god?
858 sorry for the wide distribution
857 sea urchin
856 please let me come in the bathroom with you
855 my first erection ever
854 the man on the shroud is none other than jesus christ himself
853 fag hug
852 comparing notes
851 cocksuckers local no. 41
850 the box
849 blood on the wall
848 moods
847 keiko in vietnam
846 private red dwarf showing
845 clearly alcohol is at work
844 beep
843 aids quilt
842 4:20 
841 where have all the faggots gone
840 true story
839 an open letter to the stile project
838 spigot sucks cock
837 the remarkable world of pants
836 jesus christ, our lord and savior
835 jerkcity, explained
834 half duplex
833 gay on the moon
832 political activist
831 brown medal
830 early screen test
829 happy new year fuckheads
828 to kill twenty people
827 rands on the charlie rose show
826 neil diamond or bust
825 mars needs dick
824 just in case
823 hello ??
822 season's greetings fuckheads
821 bedlam
820 make
819 the penny arcade incident
818 dicklicking in the 21st century
817 bongathon in progress
816 rape in progress
815 flapper girls don't have dicks
814 are you the crow?
813 technical difficulties
812 fairness in florida
811 unix is for tribbles
810 weebles wobble
809 a terrible blow
808 spigot, concerned
807 mean while
806 like a sunflower
805 jewel
804 jesus loves me
803 fine-grained sandpaper
802 dick for me (part 2 of 2)
801 dick for me (part 1 of 2)
800 deuce and rands show
799 censorship
798 be gay with me
797 holy mary mother of god
796 note from the depths
795 pardon our dust
794 where did pants go
793 sweepstakes winner
792 that green stuff
791 sad
790 people do
789 pricky
788 positive comedy feedback
787 the look of dick
786 lollygagging
785 like an unclamped hose
784 jerkbone
783 fucking powermac faggot computer
782 deuce has a new home
781 jerkcity is for sale
780 make me choke in record time
779 java security
778 aquaman's lawsuit
777 set the controls for the heart of the sun
776 a mystery for rands
775 burning man
774 yom kippur
773 three o'clock high
772 the closet
771 a stopped clock
770 spigot's boutique
769 skip and dance
768 retarded faggot
767 really big ones
766 queer scouts
765 on holiday
764 keep out of reach of children
763 jerkcity annual report
762 hands up
761 feedback for the sysop
760 dance hall days
759 the cockmobile
758 unidentified subject
757 alt dot fan dot dean dash stark
756 all discs shuffle
755 the complete idiot's guide to licking dick
754 general announcement
753 jesus h. christ
752 n.a.n-a
751 i, spy
750 the rules of dick
749 somebody stole his headlamp
748 tsing-tao
747 poll
746 dongling
745 the best thing about marijuana
744 budapest
743 the weigel factor
742 strike over! 
741 in all his glory
740 atandt's theme
739 comedy stylings of atandt
738 untitled gardening project no. 8
737 untitled gardening project no. 7
736 untitled gardening project no. 6
735 jerkcity strike: day 9
734 untitled gardening project no. 5
733 untitled gardening project no. 4
732 jerkcity strike: day 6
731 untitled gardening project no. 3
730 jerkcity strike: day 4
729 untitled gardening project no. 2
728 untitled gardening project no. 1
727 jerkcity strike: day 1
726 blab room
725 poo vote
724 really big ones, folks
723 not again
722 live in central park
721 the elusive jizz bug
720 the effects of drinking soap
719 the balls ate my balls page
718 cs101
717 brad pitt as deuce
716 what abuse
715 space cowboys
714 second prettiest
713 praying for you
712 pants and rands sing
711 legoland
710 great white north
709 four score and
708 fat around the fat around
707 come with me
706 big fat mozilla release
705 wish you were here
704 urk
703 t, l or c
702 saturdays
701 rands gets lost
700 pbs
699 sucking off the cast of user friendly
698 an outtake
697 must i wear the mozilla shirt
696 sunday school
695 join the tired cocksucker webring
694 under there
693 feet
692 enforcing the rules
691 drink pepsi
690 chapter four
689 it just has to be daily
688 in the end we all grow old
687 boner wars
686 baloney
685 to your nuts
684 dear idiots
683 t spigot i had a dream
682 a simple plan
681 pecker me up
680 this one's for the kids
679 jesus christ our lord and savior, etc.
678 motley queers
677 i was a teenage dominatrix
676 fight crub
675 courtroom scene
674 the chicago manual of poo
673 also for fat: 0-9
672 at home with the homos
671 disclosure
670 a stunning revelation
669 bonghits for fags
668 the dreaded links page
667 love story
666 a look inside
665 directed acyclic graphs
664 too preachy
663 janine
662 whistling in the darkness
661 damn straight
660 technical difficulties
659 untitled no. 3
658 slow children at play
657 yin and yank
656 an open letter to soccer moms
655 spring cleaning for fags
654 s.o.s.
653 our feminine dykey selves
652 the dick cache god
651 ladies' wheel of fortune
650 an argument in progress
649 the poo button
648 is there a doctor in the house
647 a complicated cry for help
646 the miracle of modern medicine
645 auto repair for fags
644 in england
643 gay at low, low prices
642 a bright shiny angel
641 atandt's home directory
640 good thing we're not smoking the train wreck
639 annie get your gun
638 and all the while rands was thinking about dick (bless his little heart)
637 rape cops part 3: jerkcity's finest
636 rape cops part 2: to serve and protect
635 rape cops part 1: the thin blue line
634 a two prick system
633 a glass of rape
632 warming up
631 my flyer
630 scouting locations
629 jerkcity pledge break 2
628 profoundly mentally retarded
627 how i spent mother's day
626 an innocent question
625 smothered hope
624 life is beautiful
623 poetry and pottery
622 pants plays monopoly
621 honest abe
620 like i wouldn't know it's you at your most beautiful
619 macaroni in my pants and socks
618 my fag homework
617 the rockford files
616 constantly
615 rands has a question
614 gross
613 must make strip funny
612 calling all queers
611 if i were
610 slobbering
609 a big red snapper
608 a promotion for rands
607 concerns
606 rands goes back in time
605 oops i did it again
604 stairway to heaven
603 dazed and confused
602 since i've been loving you
601 whole lotta love
600 immigrant song
599 the sweetbread shortage
598 a jerkcity tribute
597 a moment of silence
596 your mother should know (doot doot)
595 pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick
594 pants vs. the boner monster
593 rands in korea
592 gay rights right now
591 louding
590 leftwise, rightways
589 dicklicking clarification
588 waxing gay
587 the seven dwarves
586 tree frogs
585 the end
584 introspective (zen boners 4 of 4)
583 pants has a secret (zen boners 3 of 4)
582 tranquillity of mind (zen boners 2 of 4)
581 rands in repose (zen boners 1 of 4)
580 mousing around
579 the way you close your eyes
578 the toilet story
577 talking on the computer
576 sprint sense hurts
575 some really good shit
574 sir your tongue is much too close
573 sir yes sir
572 pee fight
571 pass it on
570 space face
569 the stairs
568 the early years (act 1, scene 2)
567 the early years (act 1, scene 1)
566 dick-like
565 rands is thinking about dick
564 another pop up window
563 unclog
562 badly confused
561 stuck in the toilet
560 the bargains
559 kit kats
558 the black dot from adventure
557 the urine
556 what the hell
555 weather advisory
554 beenz
553 seti@home
552 random senseless cocksucking
551 an ode to the homeless of san francisco
550 untitled #4
549 a poem by dick
548 pretty good piss
547 pastries
546 an open letter to ayn rand
545 a cornfed american beauty
544 o untimely death
543 aikido
542 making change
541 a little uninteresting
540 lies
539 and he said unto them
538 the economics of electronic commerce
537 i'm with e-z lay
536 deuce as job
535 come on world
534 cherry
533 wheelchair ramp
532 mental note
531 this week's newsletter
530 the pincers of power!
529 yay kevin is free
528 jerkcity pledge break
527 all i needed to know
526 grok
525 frightening children
524 the faq wizard
523 duck duck goose
522 does not compute
521 bottles of wine, jars of urine
520 not real bananas
519 el faggot
518 happiness is a warm colon
517 up all night
516 how about a blowjob
515 rands is the walrus
514 the westminster dog show
513 sweet land of liberty
512 swedish toilets
511 atdt
510 gays in the military
509 stderr
508 vacation slides
507 that mallet
506 alot
505 transcendental cocksucking
504 punch him in the underpants
503 the power of love
502 poke
501 da noise
500 it's a small, small world
499 do you believe in love
498 hostage!
497 hole city
496 hangman for fags
495 gay bats
494 4am bonghit
493 forced into little tents
492 your fatness
491 swans to dongs
490 makefiles for fags
489 deep thought, deep throat, whatever
488 dog lick dog dick world
487 thomas edison, probably
486 tcp/ip
485 my mom's present
484 live from the fonzi contest
483 the skills to pay the bills
482 hilfiger lander
481 disney lawyers
480 national public radio news
479 i have no penis
478 news and happenings
477 math
476 little birdy
475 a huge spaceship
474 html is hard
473 goats out of phase
472 fired from jerkcity
471 do i look fat
470 the commish
469 clog/flog protocol
468 an astronomy lesson
467 achoo
466 the how and the why
465 u.f.o. encounter
464 really forcing me
463 how to get to my house
462 not helping 
461 y2gay
460 huge gay dicks
459 holy mary mother of god
458 nothing but the face
457 sign my guestbook
456 pie is good
455 rands sings (again)
454 here it comes
453 the cocksucking game
452 the jerkcity christmas special
451 catch the cyberwave
450 i don't see a ring on this finger
449 stroke
448 the story of us
447 dumb dongs (a throwaway)
446 forward and back
445 my summer vacation
444 beautiful music
443 lonely
442 a letter to ice cube
441 the waiter
440 dante's inferno
439 the good book
438 any given sunday
437 tense negotiations
436 baby jesus
435 socian komentaron
434 love, sweet love
433 arrrrr
432 extra large pepperoni to stall zero
431 welcome to jerkcity
430 dream weaver
429 dong watch
428 click bang
427 dick pit
426 while i was asleep
425 mousehole
424 toy story 2
423 what the
422 fag song
421 who licks dick
420 what happened
419 the irc
418 phone sex
417 shyness is nice
416 st. patrick's day
415 shine
414 a recurring theme
413 okay then
412 not a day goes by
411 near mint
410 ding ding
409 a long-overdue explanation
408 busted
407 words for usenet
406 the living room
405 hotmail
404 the gay-bashing fence
403 floating through space
402 filk folks
401 undertow
400 dinner
399 the challenge
398 woman and stress
397 barely weekly
396 mixed nuts
395 the nickel
394 fantasy role-playing
393 be gay with me/us/them
392 the hills are alive (a beautiful musical)
391 free patrick
390 a short sharp spurt
389 dongs for chameleons
388 online help
387 cheers, jeers
386 watch me jerk off
385 sneedle
384 robocop
383 gasping
382 two times seven times six equals three
381 phobes
380 dumb it on down
379 time out
378 slumber party
377 perl
376 a dollop
375 bark
374 me again
373 what would christ do
372 star maps
371 cranberry lemonade
370 proof positive
369 the next morning
368 squirt booth
367 100,000 pyramid
366 grrlz
365 in tongues
364 toilet
363 this kick
362 comet
361 shut up nuts
360 the pringles
359 nuts
358 nick pisspig
357 my new porn
356 a message to gay aliens
355 magnificent desolation
354 kick lick love duh
353 holy god (part 3 of 3)
352 holy god (part 2 of 3)
351 holy god (part 1 of 3)
350 branches cracking in the distance
349 bounced czechs
348 the dick checkout counter
347 shit with your heart
346 hereby ejected
345 gay under the sink
344 initiation rituals
343 lunch
342 the children
341 not gay
340 porn star word association
339 an important but subtle point
338 chinese food
337 init 6
336 the lab
335 if the whole world licks dick in unison
334 mumbo jumbo
333 take the queer quiz
332 warning
331 hi guys (featuring adolf hitler)
330 god and the hubble telescope
329 win/win
328 fucking shut up
327 a scene from a movie
326 trying to fist myself (a progress report)
325 you start
324 a fireside chat
323 the moon fell down the stairs
322 disconnect my doodle-dong
321 choir practice
320 hot pockets
319 an unlicked dick (part ii of ii)
318 an unlicked dick (part i of ii)
317 lonely at the top
316 the game of boggle
315 free advice
314 waiting for godot
313 playing grab-ass
312 999999
311 hallmark
310 the boner crisis: day 8
309 argv
308 the political one
307 the smell of schizophrenia
306 a little sick of poptarts
305 kung-fu
304 escorts
303 somebody's sucking
302 the prickalino
301 strong boner related crypto
300 the blair witch
299 spoilers ahead
298 sliders
297 simply put
296 a shortcut through the bushes
295 red alert
294 re: porn
293 air force, navy, marines
292 paul is dead
291 a retraction
290 ongoing converage 
289 pants and deuce like dick
288 pachelbel
287 surprise folks
286 operation: noble anvil
285 lifetime: television for women
284 happen to me
283 jesus
282 jedi master
281 i will
280 get a mop
279 a moment
278 please find me a date
277 an announcement
276 a total cocksucker
275 again with the moon
274 the moon
273 java and the state of the computing industry
272 knock knock
271 in the dark
270 sayeth unto us
269 great minds
268 gay men
267 gaggle
266 war
265 four more pricks
264 en vogue
263 doctor boner is in
262 y/n
261 candy and cake
260 here comes the hotstepper
259 freudian splurt
258 aglhalghalgh
257 the very bad farm
256 free kevin
255 exiled
254 quisp
253 canned fuck
252 brushing
251 pre-paid blowjob card
250 bathroom patrol
249 i wish
248 html
247 whap, slap
246 spigot is lois lane
245 webby awards
244 still only thirty-five cents
243 gratutious claire
242 ice cream headache
241 prison
240 the mating rituals of spigot
239 dear madonna
238 what it's about
237 cocks
236 w.w. iii
235 a very sincere apology ii
234 2 mins
233 two bombs
232 three rooms
231 the one where
230 here's ten dollars
229 too much poo
228 ten
227 shop kosovo
226 se7en
225 boys
224 sandra
223 fat kids
222 a prayer
221 a lovely dinner party
220 in bed
219 my lucky pierre
218 hey jude
217 deuce and rands have gay sex
216 no two alike
215 piss (aka piss curtains)
214 star wars
213 the stark story
212 i will start a club
211 i am dying
210 10:18 pm
209 do-bees
208 canadian boners
207 how to win at videogames
206 whoa mouth
205 single user mode
204 rednex
203 courage under fire
202 poo pet
201 untitled
200 abbott and costello
199 pecking order
198 the scientific method
197 a very sincere apology
196 more forceful
195 a day in the life
194 he fixes radios by thinking
193 dig dug
192 my face
191 they are to blame
190 rap song
189 burgers, sausages, tin roof
188 prom night
187 more goddamn cocksucking
186 penal colony
185 unix guru status
184 pisscam
183 winter
182 a story as old as time
181 glug
180 barely legal
179 lincos-like
178 cleaning up the carpet
177 let's all sound off
176 so i can better stalk fiona apple
175 runlevel q
174 the fucking porn room
173 man and god
172 batman
171 was that out loud
170 my boner lies over the ocean
169 houston
168 like a house on fire
167 frog and toad are friends
166 an x with our piss
165 surprise
164 helen reddy
163 fuck you red
162 fatness
161 during wartime
160 deeper toilets
159 cancel
158 cockmouth.gif
157 choking, teaching
156 whore
155 i should have root
154 thick
153 let's all switch roles
152 hi dave
151 violated twice
150 wolfwings shadowflight
149 oh the humanity
148 filking
147 pumped so full
146 i'm your puppet
145 concerned
144 pizza
143 one in every four women
142 the subjunctive
141 a science
140 to rule in favor
139 gulf war syndrome
138 return the markers
137 checkmate
136 flipbook or viewmaster
135 felony stalking
134 brief bursts
133 like the truman show
132 big faggoty dick 2 of 3
131 packets
130 why are you still here
129 the insolence
128 before it was cool
127 all these hackers
126 american way
125 rands types
124 nicole kidman's tits
123 breasts
122 claire jerk
121 executive producer
120 happy birthday rands
119 crack baby
118 united houses of pancakes
117 keep the information and freeze the feelings
116 is that you
115 smoking dope
114 beck
113 we should operate
112 also the ugly
111 man down
110 queer cheer
109 tantamount to exercise
108 that's amore
107 michael landon
106 donation
105 blhglghb
104 ordinary deck of cards
103 any kind of flower
102 hallelujah
101 curiously enough
100 schrodinger's pizza
99 curtain drops
98 a good running start
97 i said bjork
96 precious weapon
95 big faggoty dick 1 of 3
94 atandt haiku #1
93 only the lonely
92 hot dogs
91 awful christmas special
90 descending somehow
89 ice cream, ice cubes
88 down the stairs
87 wait
86 julie andrews
85 what i did last summer
84 cut
83 jerk me
82 slashdot effect
81 you might say
80 the town song
79 that is...
78 that is no bunny
77 dongles
76 fat indian girl
75 the jew who had gas
74 the nougat
73 these are tomatoes
72 twisted sister
71 final
70 egg mcmuffin
69 gay bell
68 dong party
67 help
66 disconnect
65 seriously juggling
64 jamming the hose
63 all in favor
62 goddamn hiccups
61 looting and booting
60 wing down my pants
59 a good magician
58 in order
57 this dot
56 crop circles
55 sack the kraut
54 a good laugh
53 bbc1 and bbc2
52 a crip or a blood
51 various gay places
50 hd-tv
49 explicitly or implicitly
48 i mixed
47 doofus and dorkus
46 art or pornography
45 jerk lab
44 heart attack
43 you're really stabbing me
42 atandt
41 so huffy
40 so bored
39 change of pace
38 hanson
37 dongazine
36 dong bong futures
35 dragging and dropping
34 demand proof
33 aaron spelling
32 watch the profanity
31 a conundrum
30 vcr clock
29 ham-merred
28 that's two rules
27 antimatter
26 boobs
25 stuck in a poo loop
24 moon over
23 wanna pounda dope
22 cruel summer
21 jewish cap
20 tissue paper hustler ratio
19 let's go to the moon
18 i want mcdonald's
17 jerk two dicks
16 naked through a cornfield
15 regarding my salary
14 breakfast burrito
13 saving private dicklicker
12 whose dong now?
11 count me twice
10 king of porn
9 half off
8 this channel sucks
7 fucking dipshit dicklickers
6 forty minute stretches
5 gay emoticon
4 the secret of numb
3 sausalito
2 vote dongs
1 what with the boners