August 17, 1998.
A crew of eight (8) people, scattered all over the world, are
responsible for taking care of Jerkcity. Tasks include
publishing new strips, webmastering, bot wrangling, network
management, writing software, database administration,
backups and writing shit like this. In particular,
has donated a ridiculous amount of bandwidth and linkage.
Microsoft Comic Chat, a comic-strip based Internet Relay Chat client
released by Microsoft in 1996. To mess around with comic chat,
you will need access to an RFC-1459 compliant server.
The Big Book of Jerkcity (ISBN 0-966-33118-4) was released on
April 20, 2003. See:
Archived press release
The book is out of print:
The Big Book of Jerkcity was a limited edition, only two-hundred
copies were made.
from the book is available.
rands? Rands in Repose
spigot? Leisure Town
Fictional creature. See instead:
creature (nobody could smoke that much pot)
ozone? Probably fictional.
..the Production Team? production at jerkcity dot com
..the webmaster? jerkcity at gmail dot com
Check your local listings for times.
No. Material is culled from a database (JERKBASE/1) or otherwise
arrives from contributors. Strips are generally made 2-3 weeks in advance.
for a list of upcoming episodes.
Anywhere from 1-10 minutes depending on how fussy one gets with
facial expressions and backgrounds. Jerkcity is generated by
harnessing a pack of bots named for the characters and watching
the play unfold from a Microsoft Comic Chat client. The "scene" can be
played again and again until the desired effect occurs, whatever
that is. After making a screenshot, custom software takes care of the
It just isn't.
For various data files and RSS feeds see:
The latest episode is always available at this URL:
Linking to Jerkcity by number (replace 666 with desired episode):
Linking to a strip by number (replace 666 with desired episode):
A text file map of numbers and titles:
Current episode number:
The Search Engine accepts one argument, q for a CGI-encoded
HTML tags for search engine form:
<form action="http://www.jerkcity.com/search/index.cgi" method="post">
<input type=hidden name=m value=32>
<input type=hidden name=gayness value=yup>
Search Jerkcity: <input type=text name=q maxlength=64 size=16 value="">
<input type=submit value="Go">
Jerkcity is a very long story but it does have an ending.
Sometime in 2026.
However, this date moves forward as new material is generated.
Because Wikipedia sucks.
Comic Sans, of course.
Praise be unto Microsoft for releasing this wonderful typeface.
Any adult who cannot appreciate the awesome beauty that is Comic Sans
should promply commit suicide without even a "Goodbye World" blog entry.
We also use Verdana.
No. No. No. Yes. No.
If you feed him, he grows stronger. Eventually he will overpower and eat you.
When you can't feel your legs anymore.
No. There was a Jerkcity mailing list around the year 2000 but it
was too strange and had to be put down.
You've seen them around, they are part of a commercial clip art collection.
Like so using corresponding question numbers:
Sort of like this.
Yes! Said eatery's website went off-the-air in 2003 so we took up the slack.
Gloves, rope, tire iron, Taser, pepper spray, handgun, ski mask,
your punching fists, condoms, bottle opener and duct tape.
You'll know what the bottle opener is for when the time comes.
To submit your work, send your original material in mp3 form to
jerkcity at gmail dot com. Be sure to include a song title, your
name (or band name), URL (if any), a script (strip dialog) and
your permission slip. Watch your levels.
jerkcity at gmail dot com
Not just anybody. You must be pure of heart.
Ask about your postcard here:
jerkcity at gmail dot com
Note: This is the same design mailed out around the turn of the
century, no new postcards have been printed since.
More or less.
No. Yes as a free digital release. No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes.
...deuce and rands first appear?
August 17, 1998
...pants first appear?
Jerkcity #2 August 18, 1998
...spigot first appear?
Jerkcity #3 August 19, 1998
...atandt first appear?
Jerkcity #42 October 6, 1999
...net first appear?
Jerkcity #150 March 11, 1999
...bung first appear?
Jerkcity #185 April 10, 1999
detained by the government
Some of them do.
The CAPS LOCK key is the most important key on the keyboard. Without
this key, attempts to type might result in lowercase. While the
shift key can also be used, this is an unacceptable solution as it
must be held down while typing. Uppercase is not shouting, this is a myth
perpetuated by housewives and sex offenders.
See also: UseNET newsgroup alt.fan.jerkcity
As of August 2006, www.jerkcity.com gets about
6,000 to 10,000 visitors per day. Summer months are as
low as 200,000 visitors per month, average is about 250,000.
This works out to about 2-3GB/day of bandwidth.
Most referrals come from:
Most popular search query:
Pot Brownie Recipe
The phrase "Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." describes the
distance between Jerkcity and your fat fucking face.
LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES