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GAY FATNESS

"gay fatness"
July 29, 2001
Jerkcity 1,032


RANDS: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FORGOT TO PUBLISH LAST WEEK
PANTS: I WAS LOCKED IN THE SPARE TOILET THE WHOLE TIME
RANDS: WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE BASICS
PANTS: WE'RE TALKING BRASS TALKS OR ELBOW GREASE
RANDS: WE'RE TALKING COMMUNITY BUILDING EXERCISE
PANTS: DESERVE VICTORY
RANDS: FIRST TASK: WORK IT TO THE BONE AND COME BACK ON WEDNESDAY
PANTS: TAKING NOTES
RANDS: I WONDER IF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND READS THIS STRIP
PANTS: I CONTINUE TO MAKE NOTES
RANDS: SECOND TASK: A HOTEL OR MOTEL ROOM FOR THE WEEKEND
PANTS: I AM SITTING UP AND TAKING NOTICE
RANDS: DON'T BE GAY