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SADE

"sade"
August 7, 2001
Jerkcity 1,041


PANTS: TODAY'S ENTERTAINMENT SECTION HAS THIS HEADLINE:
PANTS: SADE STILL PROVES SHE'S A SMOOTH OPERATOR
PANTS: I DON'T GET THAT
DEUCE: SMOOOOOOOOOOOTH OPERATOR
PANTS: OH !!!!!!! IT'S ONE OF HER SONGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I **GET** **IT** **NOW**
DEUCE: AREN'T JOURNALISTS CLEVER
PANTS: AND HOW
PANTS: THAT COLUMNIST SHOULD GET A RAISE AND A PAT ON THE BACK
PANTS: ALSO A GROPE TO THE CHEST (BOOBS OR NOT)