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JERKCITY UNDERWATER

"jerkcity underwater"
August 15, 2001
Jerkcity 1,049


SPIGOT: I AM TRULY UNDER THE SEA
SPIGOT: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
SPIGOT: WELL HERE COMES THE UNDERWATER DESSERT CART RIGHT NOW
SPIGOT: THESE PASTRIES AND PIES ARE SOAKING WET BUT WHO CARES
SPIGOT: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH APRICOT
SPIGOT: NEXT TIME I'LL BE AN ASTRONAUT SO I CAN SAMPLE THE DELICIOUS SPACE CAKES
SPIGOT: GLUB
SPIGOT: GLUB