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CRICKETS AND ANTS

"crickets and ants"
August 18, 2001
Jerkcity 1,052


PANTS: I'M EATING CRICKETS AND ANTS
DEUCE: GOOD THING BECAUSE OTHERWISE THOSE BUGS WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD
DEUCE: PANTS IS OUR LAST AND ONLY LINE OF DEFENSE
PANTS: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M A NATIONAL HERO
PANTS: CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH