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RUG MONSTERS

"rug monsters"
August 24, 2001
Jerkcity 1,058


PANTS: GOD LOVES A COCKSUCKER SUCH AS MYSELF
DEUCE: T PANTS ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK HE REALLY DOES
PANTS: T DEUCE WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING
DEUCE: T PANTS I DON'T WANT THE RUG MONSTERS TO FIND ME IN HERE (TOILET)