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SUCKING DICK AT OFFICE DEPOT

"sucking dick at office depot "
August 27, 2001
Jerkcity 1,061


PANTS: YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK AT OFFICE DEPOT
PANTS: LORD KNOWS I HAVE TRIED
PANTS: THEIR STAFF IS NOT TOLERANT AS THEIR ADS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE
PANTS: THEY'RE ALL "CAN I HELP YOU" AND I'M ALL "HUFF HUFF HUFF"
PANTS: USUALLY I AM ASKED TO LEAVE AND ESCORTED OUT
PANTS: I ALWAYS FIND A WAY BACK IN
PANTS: HUFF HUFF HUFF BINDERS HUFF HUFF PALM PILOT ACCESSORIES
PANTS: HUFF HUFF OH GOOD THEY MAKE BUSINESS CARDS HUFF HUFF HUFF