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JESUS-RANDS COMPLEX

"jesus-rands complex"
September 7, 2001
Jerkcity 1,072


RANDS: THAT'S RIGHT I'M RANDS
RANDS: SON OF GOD, LORD AND SAVIOR
RANDS: THROWING THE MONEYLENDERS OUT OF THE BATHROOM STALLS
RANDS: THEN SNEAKING THEM BACK IN LATER FOR SOME WELL-DESERVED R&R
RANDS: (I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT THAT STANDS FOR)
RANDS: ANYHOO IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE A CAVE UNTIL EASTER
RANDS: ACTUALLY A LOVELY LITTLE CAFE ON THE WEST SIDE
RANDS: MICKEY ROURKE, YOUR FINEST PERFORMANCE EVER WAS IN "ANIMAL FACTORY"