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JUST TWO SECONDS

"just two seconds"
September 20, 2001
Jerkcity 1,085


SPIGOT: OKAY I'M GOING IN HERE FOR JUST TWO SECONDS
SPIGOT: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
SPIGOT: NO FUNNY BUSINESS
SPIGOT: HMM HURR CRUMBLY COFFEE CAKE SMOOSHED ALL OVER ME
SPIGOT: OKAY BACK PEOPLE