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COOKIES

"cookies"
October 9, 2001
Jerkcity 1,104


PANTS: DEAR PEPPERIDGE FARM
PANTS: I AM WRITING TO YOU REGARDING YOUR DESSERT BLISS TREAT
PANTS: NAMELY THE COOKIES & CREME FLAVOR
PANTS: I AM NOT ABLE TO DIGEST YOUR FOODSTUFFS
PANTS: AT FACE VALUE THIS WOULD BE WORRYSOME