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CHOO CHOO

"choo choo"
November 5, 2001
Jerkcity 1,131


SPIGOT: CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE COCK
SPIGOT: OH NO THE BRIDGE IS OUT
SPIGOT: WHERE WILL THE COCK GO
SPIGOT: OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
SPIGOT: WAKE UP AND CHOKE IT DOWN