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CRACK BABY

"crack baby"
February 9, 1999
Jerkcity 119


PANTS: THE DON'T USE BAD WORDS PUPPET HOUR OF DICK
DEUCE: YOU'RE A STRANGE FAGGOT AREN'T YOU
DEUCE: YOU'RE A CRACK BABY
PANTS: PLUS I EAT THINGS I FIND ON THE GROUND
PANTS: HOOK ME UP YO MY TUBE PLEASE