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"american way"
February 16, 1999
Jerkcity 126
SPIGOT: HERE TO BE GAY / THE AMERICAN WAY
SPIGOT: (SUNG IN SMITHS-LIKE VOICE)
PANTS: A RICH MAN VOICE
PANTS: I WISH TO INSPECT YOUR APPARATUS
SPIGOT: (SHOUTS DOWN HALL) HE WANTS TO INSPECT THE APPARATUS
PANTS: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
