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GULF WAR SYNDROME

"gulf war syndrome"
March 2, 1999
Jerkcity 139


SPIGOT: FOLKS I WOKE UP ON THE FLOOR OF THE STALL WITH NO SHOES
SPIGOT: IS THAT GULF WAR SYNDROME
DEUCE: T SPIGOT YOU SNORTED TOO MUCH DEPLETED URANIUM
SPIGOT: ARE YOU BOB HOPE CHEERING ME UP WITH NEWS FROM HOME AND A WHORE
DEUCE: T SPIGOT NO I AM TRYING TO TRICK YOU/DICK YOU
SPIGOT: YOU'RE PRETTY SLICK YOU
SPIGOT: FOLKS, NO MORE FUCKING VANILLA NUT BLEND