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THICK

"thick"
March 13, 1999
Jerkcity 154


SPIGOT: I WILL SUE FOR THE RIGHT TO LICK YOUR DICK
SPIGOT: (PUSHING ROLLED UP CONSTITUTION THROUGH HOLE)
RANDS: THICK
DEUCE: I AM CROSSING OUT ARTICLE VII AND ADDING AMENDMENT XIII
SPIGOT: WE THE PLBRLBLBLRBPLE