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FATNESS

"fatness"
March 20, 1999
Jerkcity 162


RANDS: SOMEONE IS CRUSHING MY BALLS
PANTS: IT COULD BE MY FATNESS
DEUCE: YOUR WIFE (YOU DID NOT GET ENOUGH PEANUT BUTTER)
RANDS: IS IT 'DEUCE'
RANDS: OR MAYBE 'PANTS'
PANTS: LET'S NOT OVERLOOK MY FATNESS HERE
RANDS: HOW ABOUT 'SPIGOT'?
RANDS: T PANTS YOU JUST TOTALLY BLEW AWAY MY TIMING
PANTS: DEFINITELY FATNESS