Jerkcity

Oh My Goodness
About
Contact
FAQ
Glossary
Holidays
Index: A-Z
Index: Calendar
Index: Date
Links
Music
Restaurant
RSS
Schedule
Toys

Tomorrow...
"holy god" starring pants and deuce

Linkables
ASCII Art Farts
Daily Rotten
Leisure Town
Microsoft
oo
Rotten
Jim Woodring

Twitter
Deuce
Dick
Effigy
Jerkcity
Jerkomatic
Pants
Rands
Spigot

Music
Alien Crew
DJ Rapekit
Jerk City
Magic People
t spigot

Search


ASCII Art Farts
CW

Rands
Rands in Review 2008

"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
  -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO


<< Previous | Home | Random | Next >>

SURPRISE

"surprise"
March 23, 1999
Jerkcity 165


SPIGOT: THE KUDDLE WUDDLE KITTY KLUB WEB RING
SPIGOT: NEXT FIVE SITES?!?!?!!? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: HI I LIKED YOUR SITE VERY MUCH!!!! I HAVE A CAT WHO I CUDDLE EVERY DAY!!!!!! WRITE BACK!!!
SPIGOT: HI I WROTE YOU A FEW DAYS AGAO !!! WRITING IN CASE IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE NET
SPIGOT: HI IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE?!?!?!?
SPIGOT: *SMASH* I HAVE THROWN A POTTED PLANT FROM YOUR FRONT YARD THORUGH YOUR WINDOW!!!!
SPIGOT: SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO CUDDLE YOUR CAT!!!!!!
SPIGOT: SURPRISE!!!! I AM CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS