E5

"E5" | Saturday, May 17, 2003 | No. 1,690
pants: I AM EATING EVERYTHING IN THE "D" ROW OF THE VENDING MACHINE
spigot: T PANTS WAIT TILL YOU GET TO E5: FIG BARS







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
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