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BARELY LEGAL

"barely legal"
April 6, 1999
Jerkcity 180


SPIGOT: I CANNOT DONG AND CHONG ALONE HERE
PANTS: I WILL BONG AND FONG WITH YOU
SPIGOT: I CONSIDER THAT A VICTORY
PANTS: IT IS TRULY A DESIGN WIN