deuce: ICQ SUCKS
pants: THERE NEEDS TO BE AN OPEN PROTOCOL FOR...
deuce: FOR WHAT
pants: FOR MY ASS AND BALLS
deuce: INDEED
deuce: NOT A COMPLICATED PROTOCOL BUT A PROTOCOL NEVERTHELESS
pants: ATBTP
pants: ASS TO BALLS TRANSFER PROTOCOL
deuce: RFC 8888
deuce: FOUR SETS OF BALLS IN A ROW
pants: THAT'S FAR HIGHER THAN I CAN COUNT
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: MAKE ME
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: VERY WELL THEN