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IN BED

"in bed"
May 13, 1999
Jerkcity 220


SPIGOT: WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS ADD THE PHRASE "IN BED" TO THE END OF MY FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: I WILL LICK DICK ... IN BED!!!!!!
SPIGOT: I WILL CUT OFF MY DONG AND BALLS ... IN BED!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: I HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR RAPING PROSTITUTES AND CLOROXING THEM DOWN THE BATHTUB ... IN BED !!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: SOME DON'T WORK