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SANDRA

"sandra"
May 17, 1999
Jerkcity 224


DEUCE: MAN SANDRA BERNHARD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
PANTS: YES SHE IS A FREAKISH WHOREBAG THING
DEUCE: DISGUSTING
DEUCE: HEY GREAT YOU'RE PREGNANT GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN
PANTS: SHE WOULD LOOK NORMAL EXCEPT FOR HER FACE AND BODY
DEUCE: PRETTY MUCH IF YOU REPLACED EVERYTHING WITH SOMETHING ELSE THEN SHE WOULD BE AWESOME
DEUCE: (ALSO DARK SPRAYPAINT IS REQUIRED)
PANTS: NOT SO KEEN ON THE SPRAY PAINT (UNLESS WE USE GOLD)
DEUCE: T PANTS GOLD IS GOOD (RE: LOVE DELUXE)