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GRATUTIOUS CLAIRE

"gratutious claire"
June 5, 1999
Jerkcity 243


DEUCE: STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU
PANTS: AND ME
PANTS: DON'T FORGET ME
PANTS: I GET TO GO TOO
DEUCE: NOT YOU YOU'RE THE COCKSUCKING TOOL
PANTS: ALSO THIS JUST IN STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT LINES: HUALGHLAHLAHGLUAG
: [PICTURE OF CLAIRE]