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EXILED

"exiled"
June 17, 1999
Jerkcity 255


SPIGOT: THIS MOVIE DOES NOT HAVE CHRIS NOTH!!!!! IT IS PETER NORTH
SPIGOT: WHY IS HE DOING THAT TO CLAIRE
DEUCE: I LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT AND YET NOW IT'S SOMEONE ELSE
SPIGOT: IS HE PLANTING EVIDENCE ON HER FACE????? I AM TOTALLY LOST HERE
SPIGOT: IT IS ME WHO IS EXILED