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GAGGLE

"gaggle"
June 28, 1999
Jerkcity 267


PANTS: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY PANTS
SPIGOT: I DIALED 10-10-321
SPIGOT: A GAGGLE OF FAGGOTY FAGGOTS
PANTS: THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY
SPIGOT: HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF
SPIGOT: SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU MASTURBATING OR BEATING EGGS FOR AM OMELETTE
DEUCE: TORA TORA TORA