play with my balls

"play with my balls" | Sunday, June 4, 2006 | No. 2,774
spigot: PANTS AND DEUCE WILL NOT BE AROUND FOR A WHILE (ARRESTED BY S.H.I.E.L.D.)
spigot: I ASKED YOU TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS IN A GENTLE SQUEEZY WAY AND INSTEAD YOU PINCH THEM, KICK THEM TO THE POINT OF NUMBNESS AND BLUENESS??????????????
spigot: THAT IS NO WAY TO BEHAVE







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"fair to middlin'" starring pants and deuce




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