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"that's two rules"
September 20, 1998
Jerkcity 28
DEUCE: I HAVE ONE RULE WHEN IT COMES TO CHICKS
DEUCE: THAT THEY DON'T HAVE ROLLS
PANTS: OR ASSES
DEUCE: AND THAT THEY AREN'T WHITE
PANTS: WAIT
DEUCE: OKAY THAT'S TWO RULES
DEUCE: YOU ARE DISTURBING MY CONCENTRATION
