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PACHELBEL

"pachelbel"
July 19, 1999
Jerkcity 288


DEUCE: WHO PUT ON THE PACHELBEL (THE GE SOFT LIGHTBULB SONG)
SPIGOT: YES FOLKS WHEN YOU'RE EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD THE WORD SODOMY IS NEW AND FUNNY
DEUCE: MMMMM
SPIGOT: PLEASE FUCKING CHOKE ON THESE TEN SHOTGUNS
DEUCE: T SPIGOT BUT SODOMY IS STILL FUNNY
DEUCE: T SPIGOT BUT IT IS MORE LIKE AN OLD SHOE RATHER THAN A NEW WORD
SPIGOT: HANG AROUND THE LOSER NIN KLUB AND SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS
SPIGOT: AND WHERE IS MY FUCKING BARELY LEGAL FOR APRIL
DEUCE: IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT