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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"a retraction"
July 22, 1999
Jerkcity 291
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SPIGOT: SORRY FOLKS !!!!!!! NOT JOHN KENNEDY, JUST MTV'S KENNEDY !! SINCERELY CNN
SPIGOT: NOW HERE'S AN ENDLESSLY CYCLING RECAP OF HER BRILLIANT CAREER
SPIGOT: HERE'S ME WEARING THICK HORN-RIMMED GLASSES BECAUSE URBAN OUTFITTERS HAD A SALE
SPIGOT: HERE'S ME BLOWING KURT LODER ON HIS PRIVATE YACHT
SPIGOT: MY FIRST PAYCHECK !!! BIG SMILES
SPIGOT: OOPS !!! UNEARTHED TAPE OF ME AND ED POWERS
SPIGOT: HEY DID I EVER TELL YOU I WAS ALMOST ON LETTERMAN?!??!
SPIGOT: NO WONDER DANA PLATO OVERDOSED HERSELF |
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