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A LITTLE SICK OF POPTARTS

"a little sick of poptarts"
August 6, 1999
Jerkcity 306


DEUCE: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE SENDMAIL THING
SPIGOT: A LITTLE SICK OF POPTARTS
DEUCE: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY YOU SURE ATE ENOUGH
SPIGOT: ONE MORE BOX OF APPLE JACKS AND THEN THAT'S PROBABLY ENOUGH
SPIGOT: ARE YOU JENNA JAMESON BECAUSE I AM SERIOUSLY STIFF
DEUCE: I SWEAR I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL OBLIGATION TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION