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A CONUNDRUM

"a conundrum"
September 23, 1998
Jerkcity 31


DEUCE: I HAVE A CONUNDRUM
RANDS: CALL A DOCTOR QUICK
RANDS: WHAT IS THE CONUNDRUM?
DEUCE: I HAVE TWO BALLS -- I WANT THREE
DEUCE: HOW CAN I FIX PLZ ?!?!
RANDS: THAT IS NOT A CONUNDRUM THAT IS A GAY DREAM