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HALLMARK

"hallmark"
August 10, 1999
Jerkcity 311


: WE CAN PRICK & WE CAN POKE
: WE CAN FUCK & WE CAN CHOKE
: BUT THE PEST PART OF ALL
: HUGALUGAH TOILET SEX
DEUCE: I DO NOT SEE THE HALLMARK LOGO ON THE BACK GLHALGH OH MY GOD TRICKED AGAIN