men into position quickly

"men into position quickly" | Friday, June 29, 2007 | No. 3,161
ozone: AHOY THERE COAST GUARD, I'M THE SAFETY PIRATE!
pants: WOULD YOU SHOW US WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR *PEOPLE* IN ZERO GRAVITY?
pants: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING
rands: I'M SURE OF COURSE THAT EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW
spigot: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN
pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH
rands: THE STREETS ARE DESERTED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM
pants: ARE YOU INTO MARIJUANA?
spigot: OF COURSE JUST A MOMENT
ozone: IN A PERIOD OF INCREASED TENSION
ozone: THE ADVANTAGE GAINED BY FLYING MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
ozone: MIGHT REPRESENT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAILURE
ozone: IN A MILITARY OPERATION
pants: THE ZOMBIES CAN'T ACTUALLY SING -- WE SORTED THEM BY TONE
spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE
(pants): DICKS *BEEP*
spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE
(pants): DICKS *BEEP*
spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE
pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH
rands: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
deuce: BUT NOT NOW
deuce: BUT NOT NOW BUT NOT NOW
pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
: ALARM
rands: WE DISCUSSED THIS JUST IGNORE HIM AND KEEP GOING
pants: I DON'T LIKE LOUD ALARMS
: NOT A DRILL
ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
pants: THAT'S BETTER
: ALARM
ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
: ALARM
: ALARM
ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
rands: THAT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO
: http://jerkcity.com/mipq.mp3








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