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GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE

"god and the hubble telescope"
August 28, 1999
Jerkcity 330


SPIGOT: SITTING AT THE BUS STOP CALCULATING HOW TO DIVIDE $5.00 IN QUARTERS BETWEEN PORNO BOOTHS & SNICKERS
DEUCE: HOLY CHRISTABLES
SPIGOT: ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW WHAT I'M BEATING OFF TO
DEUCE: ALSO THOSE CIA SPY SATELLITES