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CHINESE FOOD

"chinese food"
September 5, 1999
Jerkcity 338


SPIGOT: I AM LATE FOR MY 2:00 AM BONGHIT
SPIGOT: THAT BONG IS GOING TO BE STEAMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: SPEAKING OF ORDERING CHINESE FOOD
SPIGOT: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
SPIGOT: FONG DONG NUMBER TWO!!!
SPIGOT: CHONG BONG THREE AND FOUR!!!!
SPIGOT: LICKY DICKY AND CHOPPY STICKY!!!!!
PANTS: HGLBHGLBURHLBHLRUB
SPIGOT: SAY WHAT
PANTS: HALGHALUGHALUBHALUGH
SPIGOT: WELL WHAT NUMBER IS THIS