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GAY UNDER THE SINK

"gay under the sink"
September 12, 1999
Jerkcity 345


PANTS: BE GAY WITH ME NOW
PANTS: HERE UNDER THE SINK
PANTS: I WILL TIE A SPONGE TO THE PIPES SO WHEN YOU BANG YOUR HEAD IT HURTS LESS
PANTS: PELEASE DO NOT EAT THE DISHWASHER DETERGENT
PANTS: STOP PLAYING WITH THE ANT POISON AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY ATTENTIONABLES
PANTS: LOVE ME HULRHLGHGLUHGLUHGULG
PANTS: *BONK* OW OW OW
PANTS: I SHOULD HAVE TIED THAT SPONGE UP THERE
DEUCE: SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY