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SHIT WITH YOUR HEART

"shit with your heart"
September 14, 1999
Jerkcity 347


DEUCE: BUT I JUST TOOK A SHIT HOW COULD I NEED TO GO AGAIN ??
SPIGOT: ACTUALLY CONCENTRATE ON THE TOILET INSTEAD OF READING OR BEATING OFF????
SPIGOT: SHIT WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT JUST YOUR DUMB ASS
DEUCE: SNIFF
DEUCE: BUT
DEUCE: FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA
SPIGOT: NONE OF THAT EVEN MADE IT IN THE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: MY KITTY