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HOLY GOD (PART 3 OF 3)

"holy god (part 3 of 3)"
September 20, 1999
Jerkcity 353


PANTS: I'M IMPATIENT AND THEREFORE STANDING ON THE URINAL TO PEEK OVER
SPIGOT: DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS
PANTS: OKAY THE URINAL IT TURNS OUT WAS SLICK WITH URINE AND I HAVE FALLEN ON THE COLD TILE
SPIGOT: GET YOUR HEAD OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MY PARTITION
SPIGOT: I AM TRYING TO USE THE TOILET AND I FIND YOUR ANTICS DISCONCERTING
PANTS: I'M TRYING TO HELP
PANTS: HELP ME UP OFF THE FLOOR AND INTO THE STALL WITH YOU
PANTS: I'M A BIG FAGGY RAG DOLL
SPIGOT: NONE OF THIS WAS IN THE BROCHURE