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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"the pringles"
September 27, 1999
Jerkcity 360
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SPIGOT: EVERY TIME I REACH INTO THE CAN THE PRINGLES ARE FARTHER AWAY ???
SPIGOT: IS THIS SOME SORT OF QUANTUM TUBULAR PHENOMENON ?!?
SPIGOT: MY FIST IS GETTING SQUISHED INTO SPAGHETTI HERE !!!
DEUCE: MOOSH IT ALL AROUND LIKE IT'S PASGHETTI
NET: IT IS BEST TO TEAR THE CAN TO BITS RIGHT WHEN YOU OPEN IT
NET: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THEM ALL ANYWAY
SPIGOT: IF I REACH DOWN DEEP ENOUGH I'LL BE BACK IN TIME BEFORE I EVEN OPENED THEM AND I WILL HAVE LOTS !!!
SPIGOT: I HOPE I DON'T CUT MYSELF ON THE LID !!!
DEUCE: YOU ARE CLEARLY TRAVELLING FASTER THAN LIGHT !!!
SPIGOT: WHAT IS THE NUMBER TO 911 |
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