more immediately useful to me

"more immediately useful to me" | Sunday, September 28, 2008 | No. 3,618
pants: I'M A JIZZMOP
pants: USE ME FOR MY INTENDED FUNCTION
deuce: I WOULD PREFER A PISSMOP RIGHT NOW
deuce: A PISSMOP WOULD BE MORE IMMEDIATELY USEFUL TO ME
pants: MAGICALLY I TRANSFORM MYSELF INTO WHATEVER IT IS THAT MAKES YOU MOST HAPPY







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